INGO Novel

[Que]

Like many of you I am a huge INGO fan. I like the members and site supporters, as well. So, I have decided to write a e-novel.

The way this works is:

1. You can write a paragraph or even a sentence, but must use a site supporter and/or member's user name.

2. The sentence must end with a cliff hanger (e.g., and suddenly... or he just couldn't seem to...)

3. Do not use "quote"; just post something that is a continuation from the preceding paragraph.

4. If there is a duplicate post to any paragraph (e.g., two people hit "submit" at the same time, it's up to the next person to choose from which post he/she will continue.

5. Have fun with it.

So, here we go.

 

[Que]

It was a cloudy and cold day in the town of INGO. FENWAY and the rest of the Mods were over in the town of Glock Talk taking care of some business. INGO was a fairly new town and was a pretty rowdy place and he couldn’t take everyone, so he left Shooter521in charge. FENWAY told Shooter521 to watch for any bag guys coming in on the train. But, Shooter521 was restless in the jail and decided to mosey over to Bradis to look at a new High Point he had been eyeing. All of a sudden the door busted open and…

 

[O2guy]

There she was, KNIFE LADY, as she walked in SHOOTER521 couldn't believe his eyes as she stared him down. What he could not believe she had gotten the drop on him. She demanded the keys to the cell so she could free her accomplisses, PAMI and LARS. Just as they were about to escape...

 

[Que]

E5Ranger375 arrives with his tacticool shotgun from TSG and opens up, but had his eyes closed and mistakenly shot...

 

[VUPDblue]

IndyMonkey who was going "full retard" with his own scattergun. Lovemachine46147 witnesses the whole thing and faints. Chizzle tries to come to the rescue but...

 

[U.S. Patriot]

Glock Ninja appeared, from behind a plum of smoke. He shouted I'm Glock Ninja, and held his Glock sideways. Yelling out OG for life. Knife Lady, PAMI, and LARS then pulled some Power Ranger Kung Fu, and whipped the floor with Glock Ninjas face. Shooter521 threw his High Point knowing that's all it's good for. As he did so; Knife Lady, PAMI, and LARS made their escape. As they where jumping on the train passing by..............

 

[lovemachine]

As they were passing by lovemachine46147 and VUPDblue. Lovemachine46147, who miraculously wakes up from his fainting, is showing VUPDblue who's boss by smacking him around with his very large pimp daddy hand. Knife Lady, PAMI, and LARS run around the 2 of them and into the food cart. Where they find Scutter and esrice.....

 

[Que]

Were sitting quietly at a corner table sipping English tea and munching on biscuits, while prominently holding their pinkies skyward. Meanwhile on the other side of town, Vince had just received his LTCH and cancelled his plans to storm the City/County Building to take it "by any means necessary". He and Cwood had been in the planning stage for two months, practicing their sleeper holds on some sheep supplied by SSGSAD. The mayor of INGO heard about their plan and called that group of super heros to protect the building. The three of them...

 

[Que]

Lex Condor, Pistol Packin Mama, and SavageEagle were the one's to call when the sheriff and the deputies could not get the job done. The mayor was told that some villain was planning to take over the gun show that was a staple in INGO. His plan was to shoot a dummy round from his shotgun and have the city turn against gun owners. It was up to the super-trio to stop that from happening. SavageEagle suggested...

 

[Eddie]

that they enlist the aid of Kirk Freeman, however they found him detained by the police. He was spread eagled on the ground and his large cup of coffee was being booked in as evidence. Fortunately, at that moment...

 

[MarkM]

Eddie came in and knocked out the guards. And took Kirk to his Horse drawn carriage.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Only to find that the horse had pooped all over the place, and three of the spokes on the front wheel had broken.............

 

[Que]

So, IndyMonkey dried out the poop, rolled it in those little white papers and sold them on the streets of INGO. He was making more money than ever and decided to stop arguing over insurance money for his roof repairs and just change to a new industry. He knew he could not survive without protection, so he hired the guys over at TacticalShotgunner to watch his back; however....

 

[MarkM]

They had other plans for IndyMonkey.....

 

[infidel]

Which were...

 

[jdude]

They wanted Indymonkey to coach the midget girls swim team at the local High School. After the first swim practice session Indy monkey was fired from the position because he......

 

[ISHOOTHST'S]

IS A HEAD...like JCLARK

 

[Eddie]

jclark emerged from the sewers to defend his good name; he must have been eating his lunch because his face and clothes were smeared with what looked like corn soaking in brown gravy. He licked his lips and said..

 

[O2guy]

Are you calling me out? If so we can settle this outside. So as they walked out and only Jclark came back in . As they proceeded to investigate they found...

 

[miguel]

...that it wasn't brown gravy in jclark's beard after all, but rather...