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  • DRob

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    Her Diary, His Diary

    Her Diary

    Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
    bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
    thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
    comment.
    Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet sowe could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
    On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
    driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say I
    love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he
    wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


    HIS DIARY
    I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got
    laid.

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     

    Pami

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    Yes, that's exactly true. ;)

    The moral of the story: tell your girl what's wrong, even if she won't care and will think you're insane and will still think your distraction is all her fault. Then her diary entry will read more like:

    Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
    bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
    thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
    comment.
    Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet sowe could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. He said he had shot the worst round of golf in his life today, and it was bothering him, but I don't think something like that would upset him this much. It must be something I did.
    On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
    driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say I
    love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he
    wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. There is no way golf is that important to him.
     

    karlsgunbunker

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    Remember: Men are Simple and Easy.
    Women are complicated and difficult. IMO
    I still love my wife even when she cries for no apparent reason.

    I firmly believe that women are Gods greatest creation despite, maybe because of, the minor flaws in the design.
    All I have to do is look at an attractive woman to know without a doubt that God loves us and has a wicked sense of Humor.
     

    Pami

    INGO Mom
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    My dad is up to #5. He actually didn't want to marry her because he said the reason he kept getting divorced was that he kept getting married, and he wanted to keep this one, so he didn't want to get married. How's that for backward logic? :): I do have to agree though, this one is pretty awesome. :)
     

    right winger

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    Hymera
    The anwser is women are very complicated.
    But men are very simple. We just want another beer.
    And to see someone naked. End of story.:D
     
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