I microwave my turkey bacon each morning at work.
I microwave my turkey bacon each morning at work.
TURKEY bacon?! You know that's a bannable offense, right?
It looks vaguely bacon-like, sort of smells bacon-ish if you're a stroke victim or were born with no nose, taste like thin cardboard, but doesn't have all of the extra flavor.
So eating turkey bacon instead of real bacon is like shooting any other handgun instead of a GLOCK?FTFY.
It looks like bacon, smells like bacon, taste like bacon but doesn't have all of the extra fat.
So Deer Bacon would be a ban-able offense too?
So Deer Bacon would be a ban-able offense too?