The best wrong number fail ever!!!! Caution PG-13

[DocGlock86]

I just got some moron who starting texting me out of the blue obviously peeved about something. So I decided to play along for a minute and get a couple chuckles. (Please note that the first half of the convo I assumed I was talking to another guy who was mad at his girlfriend.....boy was I wrong) LOL

 

[Tydeeh22]

i love going along with the wrong phone calls and texts.. you did well..

 

[88GT]

LOL, didn't even skip a beat when her mistake was brought to her attention. That's, um, I don't know what that is.

I once made arrangements to meet someone on a wrong-number text. I still wonder if he/she ever showed up.

 

[jeremy]

I once made arrangements to meet someone on a wrong-number text. I still wonder if he/she ever showed up.

Yes, yes I did...

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I had a woman call me once thinking I was her husband who had wronged her grievously. I couldn't get a word in; every time I tried to say something it would set her off again. Once she'd hung up, I called back. She didn't answer so I left a message, as she'd threatened him with some pretty brutal things, and I hoped he wouldn't walk in there oblivious, just to have his privates separated from him. She called back all apologetic. I kinda wish I knew what happened from there.

 

[Stschil]

Funny funny funny!

I had someone trying to "Set me up" with a girl via text once.

I replied with, "I spoke to my wife about her. She's always wanted to try a three way, so we'll give this girl a try. What's her number?"

I got "uhhh, who R U?" in return.

 

[Mosinguy]

I regularly text random numbers saying: I hid the body. It's interesting to see what the person says next

 

[jeremy]

I like when I get the random disgruntled native spanish speaker cursing me in the middle of the night.

My standard response; Gracias por llamar al INS...

 

[Hogwylde]

My neice got a stupid religious text from someone she didn't know while she was staying over. I googled the number it came from and found it was a verizon customer. I go on verizon's website and send texts to the wierdo at random times of the day and night just to screw with him/her.

 

[PeaShooter]

My neice got a stupid religious text from someone she didn't know while she was staying over. I googled the number it came from and found it was a verizon customer. I go on verizon's website and send texts to the wierdo at random times of the day and night just to screw with him/her.

You'll go to hell for that......

 

[Mosinowner]

I have had some pretty weird wrong numbers. But they are pretty NC-17 so I can't post them

 

[jblomenberg16]

I have had some pretty weird wrong numbers. But they are pretty NC-17 so I can't post them

Wait...if they are NC-17, how can you get them?

 

[Mosinowner]

Wait...if they are NC-17, how can you get them?

I wish I couldn't believe me

 

[Magneto]

I was sitting at Fall City Firearms talking to Indiucky and got some texts for someone that left their man and didn't let him say goodbye to the kids. Hilarity ensued.

 

[Doug]

My wife got a wrong number call from an elderly lady who thought she was calling someone who had agreed to take her to a doctor's appointment. The 80 year old lady couldn't remember the number she was supposed to call, so my wife agreed to take her to her appointment.
After the appointment, she asked my wife if she'd like to get some lunch. Wife thinks she just wanted a little more company.
Anyway, they both spent some pleasant time together.

Sometimes, retirement can be fun.

 

[Stschil]

My wife got a wrong number call from an elderly lady who thought she was calling someone who had agreed to take her to a doctor's appointment. The 80 year old lady couldn't remember the number she was supposed to call, so my wife agreed to take her to her appointment.
After the appointment, she asked my wife if she'd like to get some lunch. Wife thinks she just wanted a little more company.
Anyway, they both spent some pleasant time together.

Sometimes, retirement can be fun.

That's just cool! to your wife.