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    A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, is the bartender here?"

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    At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone".
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    ...he said alright sir and shaked my hard and said he has respect...
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    I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece.
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    And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by printcraft View Post
    A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, is the bartender here?"'re cut off....

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    Here's a funny one!

    Womens rights.

    ok, i'm not a sexist but hiarious.
    You can't believe most of the quotes you read on the internet -Abraham Lincoln

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    A skeleton walks into a bar.
    He orders a beer, and a mop.

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    What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

    Walk him and pitch to the rhino.


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    Why dont womn wear watches?

    Cause theres a clock on the stove.

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    An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

    As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

    He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT

    IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?' All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

    He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T
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    One of my favorites, thank you Bob and Tom -

    A baby seal walks into a club.
    42nd Infantry Division - WW I, WW II, Operation Iraqi Freedom NEVER FORGET


    "The laws that forbid the carrying of arms are laws of such a nature they disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes." - Thomas Jefferson

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    A pirate walks into a bar

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says what's with the steering wheel?...............................pirate says RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR It's driving me nuts.

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    I wen't to see my urologist last week. He was on vacation so his new partner saw me. She turned out to be drop-dead-georgous. She took 1 look at me and said " You have to stop masterbating!"... I asked "Why?"....
    She said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
    "The person that said that the pen is mightier than the sword. Never faced automatic weapons"
    Gen. Douglass MacArthur
    And the little Redhead sez " Show me the money"

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