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    Quote Originally Posted by actaeon277 View Post
    I didn't.
    I typed in bastard, and let the filter do its thing. Which apparently was... nothing.
    Maybe it's in a file with other words that don't get filtered because they can be used legitimately elsewhere.
    The Bastard File.
    Rights are only as secure as the ability to wield sufficient force to defend them. - J. Neil Schulman

    “There's nothing wrong with the country a bad recession couldn't fix.” - Irving Kristol

    "He's not a tame lion..."

    1 Samuel 13:19

    Psalm 149:6

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    ​I didn't know files had parents, let alone that the parents could be unmarried.
    The wild dogs cry out in the night as they grow restless, longing for some solitary company.

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    The Zen Buddhist Monk was chanting:

    "If you're enlightened and you know it, clap one hand."
    The wild dogs cry out in the night as they grow restless, longing for some solitary company.

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    I've learned two very important lessons in my life. I can't recall the first one, but the second one is that I need to start writing things down.
    Lifetime LTCH; Lifetime NRA Member; Maker's Mark Ambassador #780040; GOA Member #23463299

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    I'm sure this is a repeat but timely

    I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,
    "What day is tomorrow?"

    Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"

    She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?"

    I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc....

    She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the
    White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of bullcrap!"
    I used to recruit for the NRA until they sold us down the river in Heller v. DC

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    A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.
    Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialed the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
    "Hello."
    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
    "Yes," whispered the small voice.
    "May I talk with him?"
    The child whispered, "No."

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
    "Yes," whispered the small voice.
    "May I talk with her?"
    Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
    "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
    "No, he's busy", whispered the child.
    "Busy doing what?"
    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," the whisper answered.

    Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
    "A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.
    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

    Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle. "ME.!!
    You know what I like best about most people? Their dogs.

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