I am *begging* you, buy me a Porsche!

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    Master
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    Disclaimer:
    RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED
    RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY
    RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET
    RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET
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    I am *begging* you, buy me a Porsche!

    What it means is, I've done some research and I've determined that you buying me a Porsche is a good idea. It's an idea you need to honestly consider. Up to this point, your thoughts lie somewhere between:


    |You've already bought me a Porsche! <----------Neutral-------------> You have NO Intentions of buying me a Porsche|


    Now, since this is the internet, and contrary to popular belief, just because it's posted here, doesn't mean you HAVE to do it. It doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea for you personally. You situation may be totally different, but none the less, many can see the benefit and for your personal well being, I'd like to share my opinions with you.

    If your thoughts lie towards the "No Intention" end of the spectrum, it's at least worth a second look.

    So, now that you've seen the title, you should consider the following steps:

    1. Evaluate your Current Financial Standing.
    2. Evaluate your Future Potential Financial Standing.
    3. Ask me question to help you determine if buying me a Porsche makes sense to you.
    4. Talk to those who have bought me a Porsche
    5. Determine whether or not buying me a Porsche makes sense for you based on your situation.
    6. Buy Me a Porsche
    7. Don't Buy Me a Porsche.

    If you've thought about it before, but haven't bought it, maybe this post will serve as a reminder. If you've never considered it, perhaps this first notification is all you need to feel a little better about yourself. At least now, if someday something happens to you and as your family or even you look back, you can't say you were't at one point shown how your current situation could have been different had you just been educated a little more. The choice is and always has been yours.



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    rockhopper46038

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    Hey, I've got folks in my Facebook feed (most of them in their 20's, it seems) begging people to buy (or give) them stuff all the time. I just figured it was being taught in college these days as part of their socialist indoctrination. Who knows, maybe it has actually worked for someone once.
     

    Mr Evilwrench

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    Gosh darn it to heck, didn't you get the one I'd already bought? I'm going to have to have some stern words with my minions.
     

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    Master
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    Guns are not always loaded.
    Really they're not.
    I assure you.

    very true.

    when I go to the range, often I have to leave because my gun becomes "unloaded" - if they were always loaded, I wouldn't need to run to buy ammo so often.
     
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    loudpedal

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    Well... The I'm begging you thread convinced me to always carry one in the chamber so the formula must work.

    After reading this thread I feel compelled to buy you a Porsche, and I would like to get the process started right away. So if you could please just forward me the following information: I will need your checking, and savings account numbers so that I can deposit the money into the right account. I will also need your full name, social security number, and birth date in order to make the transaction go smoothly. The sooner you can get this information to me the sooner you can speed down the road enjoying some farfegnugen.

    Thanks for giving me the opportunity to help.
     
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