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    Shooter

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    It don't rain in Indpls in the summertime

    Wait.... what?

    I like all this rain. Except for the muddy paw prints. I like the cool evenings. We are all gonna die......

    Yesterday, whilst trail walking the pooches in the north part of Eagle Creek, this vision in hotness in short shorts and blonde pony tail went jogging by. I cut short my conversation with some older folks (I have to rethink this as I may be the oldest folk) to resume my walk in the vision's general direction, all the while wondering what to say if she comes back this way. Didn't expect it but there she was. I said "Wow. I am hallucinating. Are you Tinkerbelle?" She turned laughed and jogged on. Was that creepy? If per chance she passed one more time I might have said "Tinkerbell has been on my bucket list since I was 6. Now that IS creepy. Help,

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    Die?!?!? This cool summer is a life saver for us fat guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GodFearinGunTotin View Post
    Die?!?!? This cool summer is a life saver for us fat guys.
    Yeah buddy. I sweat like a High School senior trying to read. Love this weather. Love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GodFearinGunTotin View Post
    Die?!?!? This cool summer is a life saver for us fat guys.
    not a fat guy but I am loving the weather too

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    I just wish it would make up its mind! I'm sick of the roller coaster. Anyone up for invading Ecuador?
    When the time has come to bury your guns, the time has come to dig them up. ~Anon.

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    Grandmaster hoosierdoc's Avatar

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    Tinker bell?
    Amazing Grace, how sweet was her sound.

    Love them as if you'll lose them.

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    Grandmaster femurphy77's Avatar

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    As to the die part I believe he might have been talking about the feared global warming although I did read an article the other day that said the arctic (or was it Antarctic) ice shelf was thickening.

    As to tinkerbell; Wel-l-l-l-l. . .
    Yes I am for gun control!! A firm grip, steady aim, and a gentle squeeze!!

    What comes after your first "infraction"? Double Secret Probation perhaps???

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    Shooter

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    Nah, die has to do with that existential feeling that if things feel to good to be true, the end is near. In any case, the older i get, the nearer that is.....I had the hots for the Disney Tinkerbell, but I wouldn't kick Julia with wings outta bed. Also, the White Rock girl who seemed to be based on Psyche, or that Little Mermaid statue in Copenhaven. Hey this was way b4 internet porno....She is bare chested....
    Then I found this link, https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...OE2l8556owcYEA

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    Quote Originally Posted by churchmouse View Post
    Yeah buddy. I sweat like a High School senior trying to read. Love this weather. Love it.
    Amen brother...you and me both !

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    Quote Originally Posted by findingZzero View Post
    Nah, die has to do with that existential feeling that if things feel to good to be true, the end is near. In any case, the older i get, the nearer that is.....I had the hots for the Disney Tinkerbell, but I wouldn't kick Julia with wings outta bed. Also, the White Rock girl who seemed to be based on Psyche, or that Little Mermaid statue in Copenhaven. Hey this was way b4 internet porno....She is bare chested....
    Then I found this link, https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...OE2l8556owcYEA
    My parents subscribed to National Geographic. I always checked to see if they were featuring an article on some primitive African tribe. That was my porn.


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