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    Grandmaster Cameramonkey's Avatar

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    I was racially profiled tonight!

    So I hung out tonight with a buddy I hadnt seen for a while, and we went and grabbed some dinner. He suggested a mom and pop Mexican restaurant in a local strip mall. Never been there, but I get my hair cut next door sometimes.

    The lovely young waitress asked to take our drink order.

    "I'll have a Corona".
    "Light, right?"
    (Very sarcastically) "Why lite? do I look fat?" *laughs* ('I'm FAR from fat)
    (slightly embarrassed) "sorry, but typically Caucasians that order Coronas want lite."
    "No thanks, I like to taste my beer."

    Then of course she had to one up me... she approached the table, and handed my buddy his drink and said "Sprite..." and then said to me "Corona lite, right?" with a smile, and then produced the appropriate bottle.

    She got an extra tip.

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    Grandmaster MCgrease08's Avatar

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    You like to taste your beer but you ordered a Corona?

    You could have at least gotten a Dos XX Amber.
    Well the sheriff couldn't catch me now, but his little girl? Sure wish she would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameramonkey View Post
    So I hung out tonight with a buddy I hadnt seen for a while, and we went and grabbed some dinner. He suggested a mom and pop Mexican restaurant in a local strip mall. Never been there, but I get my hair cut next door sometimes.

    The lovely young waitress asked to take our drink order.

    "I'll have a Corona".
    "Light, right?"
    (Very sarcastically) "Why lite? do I look fat?" *laughs* ('I'm FAR from fat)
    (slightly embarrassed) "sorry, but typically Caucasians that order Coronas want lite."
    "No thanks, I like to taste my beer."

    Then of course she had to one up me... she approached the table, and handed my buddy his drink and said "Sprite..." and then said to me "Corona lite, right?" with a smile, and then produced the appropriate bottle.

    She got an extra tip.

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    Grandmaster Cameramonkey's Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCgrease08 View Post
    You like to taste your beer but you ordered a Corona?

    You could have at least gotten a Dos XX Amber.
    Thats good too. But I also like an Extra with double lime with my chips and salsa. YUMMEH!

    I also like Guinness Extra Stout, IPAs, etc. Never a fan of Canoe beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameramonkey View Post
    She got an extra tip.

    L'otters are not afraid.

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    According to a non-white friend, us 'whiteys' only drink milk and eat salad, sandwiches and steaks.

    Actually I could go for a tall glass of milk and a big steak right now... Salad is okay if it has meat in it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameramonkey View Post
    Never a fan of Canoe beer.
    I never knew what that was until this summer. I kept wondering why my buddy brought a whole case of Bud Light to the out fitters... Ugh.
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    Corona is what comes from mixing water and pee from Mexican cities... Dos Equus, or Tacate, or Modelo is real beer.
    Bushido is all very well in it's way, but it is no match for a 30-06.......Jeff Cooper

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    I only drink Yuengling... and since I can't get it out here in Indiana, I don't drink beer.... it's actually a little depressing.
    A mentiroso, boa mémoria

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow8088 View Post
    I only drink Yuengling... and since I can't get it out here in Indiana, I don't drink beer.... it's actually a little depressing.

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