I step up to the urinal: people start laughing

[hoosierdoc]

No joke, at airport in ft Lauderdale. I'm carrying a book, my phone, and a bag of chips i didn't open on the plane. There is no shelf, so I adjust things in my hands (no jokes) and drop the unopened () bag of chips into the urinal

Both neighboring micturators started laughing. I mumble something and say "well that sucks". I can't leave it in there and would rather grab before it's further soiled. Yes, this IS the first time laughter erupted as I approached the urinal.

Anyway... Better to drop your food in a urinal in Ft Lauderdale than Indy

 

[Tactically Fat]

Two! Four! Six! Eight! We're gonna micturate!

 

[femurphy77]

That'll teach you to stay out of restrooms in Ft Lauderdale!!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I thought we had a cease fire on Florida mocking?

 

[JettaKnight]

Watch out, that's probably some code akin to a tapping with a wide stance.

 

[KittySlayer]

Wrong Hole

a bag of chips...

There is no shelf...

That's why you should use the sink instead of the urinal when carrying food into the restroom. You always have a shelf and you can wash your hands as soon as you are finished.

 

[Trigger Time]

5 second rule

 

[Shadow]

Multitasking doesn't always work huh ?

 

[mtinner]

since you were in Florida it was probably a good thing that you didn't drop it on the floor and have to bend over to pick it up.

 

[rhino]

A much wider stance executed in the stall will make dropping the chips less of a concern.

 

[NyleRN]

Let me get this straight, you broke a man rule by stepping into a wall urinal with the others on each side already? Say it isn't so

 

[hoosierdoc]

I find it as reassuring as a football hudde

 

[Birds Away]

No joke, at airport in ft Lauderdale. I'm carrying a book, my phone, and a bag of chips i didn't open on the plane. There is no shelf, so I adjust things in my hands (no jokes) and drop the unopened () bag of chips into the urinal

Both neighboring micturators started laughing. I mumble something and say "well that sucks". I can't leave it in there and would rather grab before it's further soiled. Yes, this IS the first time laughter erupted as I approached the urinal.

Anyway... Better to drop your food in a urinal in Ft Lauderdale than Indy

It's your story. Tell it however it sounds best to you.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

If they're unopened, then they're still good chips

 

[femurphy77]

If they're unopened, then they're still good chips

Oooh!

 

[Sylvain]

That's the problem when you need to step really close to the urinal.

 

[findingZzero]

There should be a small corner of your mind you can go to when you have to do disgusting things. I found it when i recovered my Swiss knife after a dump. I guess it's called compartmentalizing. I fear if I dwell there too long, there might be things i do even i can't explain away. YEMV

p.s. that's probably where Mr. Hyde lives.

 

[olhorseman]

Oooh!

But if they taste extra salty, stop!

 

[churchmouse]

That's why you should use the sink instead of the urinal when carrying food into the restroom. You always have a shelf and you can wash your hands as soon as you are finished.

I was think exactly this when reading the OP......

 

[Slawburger]

At least it wasn't your phone.