BarackObama steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "OBAMA IS AN *******" written in urine across the snow. Needless to say, "O" is pretty upset.
He storms into ValerieJarrett's office and yells, "Somebody wrote an insult in the snow on the front lawn! And they wrote it in urine! That SOB had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where was the Secret Service?"
Valerie, for once, stays silent and stares ashamedly at the floor. Barack yells, "Well, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"
Valerie immediately jumps up and races for the exit. Later that evening, Valerie approaches him and says, "Well Mr. President, I have some bad news, and I have some REALLY bad news. Which do you want first?"
Obama says, "Give me the bad news first." Valerie says, "Well, I took a sample of the urine and had it tested. The results just came back, and it was...JoeBiden's urine."
Obama says, "Oh my god, I feel so... so betrayed! My own vice president! Well, what's the really bad news?"
Valerie shifts uneasily and haltingly replies, "Uhhhh, it's in Michelle's handwriting."
He storms into ValerieJarrett's office and yells, "Somebody wrote an insult in the snow on the front lawn! And they wrote it in urine! That SOB had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where was the Secret Service?"
Valerie, for once, stays silent and stares ashamedly at the floor. Barack yells, "Well, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"
Valerie immediately jumps up and races for the exit. Later that evening, Valerie approaches him and says, "Well Mr. President, I have some bad news, and I have some REALLY bad news. Which do you want first?"
Obama says, "Give me the bad news first." Valerie says, "Well, I took a sample of the urine and had it tested. The results just came back, and it was...JoeBiden's urine."
Obama says, "Oh my god, I feel so... so betrayed! My own vice president! Well, what's the really bad news?"
Valerie shifts uneasily and haltingly replies, "Uhhhh, it's in Michelle's handwriting."