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  1. #431
    Grandmaster femurphy77's Avatar

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    Went to Culver's for lunch, drink dispenser had a big sign; "Sorry, out of carbonation so the drinks will be flat". Had to drink water.
    Yes I am for gun control!! A firm grip, steady aim, and a gentle squeeze!!

    What comes after your first "infraction"? Double Secret Probation perhaps???

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    New dresser was delivered today. Had to move it an inch toward the wall. We put a our new TV on top. My wife began setting up the programming. When I came back inside, she told me she couldn't figure out the password so I had to enter it.
    Lifetime LTCH; Lifetime NRA Member; Maker's Mark Ambassador #780040; GOA Member #23463299

  3. #433
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    I'm hungry for some junk food, and all of this junk food in the house and none of it is what I want
    "Courage is Being Scared to Death, but Saddling up Anyway" - John Wayne

  4. #434
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    Had to choose which rifles to pack up for range day tomorrow morning

  5. #435
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    It's hot upstairs and I can't sleep. The cat keeps laying right in front of my face so I can't get any air from the fan.
    Less & less amused every day...
    INGO #467

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    The disable switch for the annoying auto-off feature on my Truck, which turns the engine off automatically at stop lights, has to be disabled every time I start the truck.
    I have spoken.
    If you’re woke you dig it.
    My pronouns: **** off

  7. #437
    Grandmaster femurphy77's Avatar

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    Can't figure out how to set the time on the radio in the convertible so had to look at my phone to see what time it was.
    Yes I am for gun control!! A firm grip, steady aim, and a gentle squeeze!!

    What comes after your first "infraction"? Double Secret Probation perhaps???

  8. #438
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    We ran out of coffee creamer this morning. What are we animals?
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  9. #439
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    I was out of hot water for almost 2 hours yesterday when I installed a replacement for my leaking water heater.



    Quote Originally Posted by jamil View Post
    The disable switch for the annoying auto-off feature on my Truck, which turns the engine off automatically at stop lights, has to be disabled every time I start the truck.
    That's horrible!
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    At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone".
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    ...he said alright sir and shaked my hard and said he has respect...
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    I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece.
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    And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth.

  10. #440
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    I had to make my own dinner.

    Life sure can be hard sometimes.

    Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?

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