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Thread: Your First World Problems

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    Just heard a package hit the front porch and a voice shortly thereafter exclaim "mother******"... I'm betting that's not good news for the health of whatever just showed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwelhse View Post
    Just heard a package hit the front porch and a voice shortly thereafter exclaim "mother******"... I'm betting that's not good news for the health of whatever just showed up.
    Were you expecting anything fragile??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoggyDaddy View Post
    Were you expecting anything fragile??
    I've ordered so much stuff lately that I honestly wasn't sure... Turns out that was a box of Dial bar soap, so, the coast is clear. I'm guessing he was upset because it had started to sprinkle? Or he peed himself a little? Or it was "this guy again!?".


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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwelhse View Post
    I've ordered so much stuff lately that I honestly wasn't sure... Turns out that was a box of Dial bar soap, so, the coast is clear. I'm guessing he was upset because it had started to sprinkle? Or he peed himself a little? Or it was "this guy again!?".

    Well that's a good thing. You'd have to work at it pretty hard to damage bars of soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoggyDaddy View Post
    Well that's a good thing. You'd have to work at it pretty hard to damage bars of soap.
    Could have peed on it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwelhse View Post
    Could have peed on it?
    You can't trust the delivery people to do that. I'd pee on it myself if I were you, just in case!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoggyDaddy View Post
    You can't trust the delivery people to do that. I'd pee on it myself if I were you, just in case!
    Wayyy ahead of you. I do the same thing at the grocery store to mark my resources.

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    I've heard of marinated mushrooms....but urinated mushrooms.....

    Hard NO.
    I all too often ran out of talent well before the exit of the turn. (© Señor Mouse)

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    My plan is working perfectly...

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    My work just told me that I had to shave off my beard, that I have wanted to leg grow for a year for a “yeard”, so I could be fit tested of a N95 mask respirator. I was so close to making a year; it would have been a year in June. Stupid corona virus. Stupid work safety.
    You can’t fix stupid

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