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    Iím out of old fashioned fixinsí As well as Manhattan fix-ins so I have no way to ingest the cheap stuff! I will now have to uncork the good stuff and drink it neat. Weeks before my prep plans allowed!

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    Wife bought new trash can for the kitchen that automatically lifts the lid when you get near it. Takes D cell batteries. Turns out the D cells I had on the shelf are so old they last only a few days before the red light on the trash can starts blinking and I have to replace them. Woe is me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alamo View Post
    Wife bought new trash can for the kitchen that automatically lifts the lid when you get near it. Takes D cell batteries. Turns out the D cells I had on the shelf are so old they last only a few days before the red light on the trash can starts blinking and I have to replace them. Woe is me.
    Just make your wife lift the lid, she makes you put the other one down? See, easy peasy.

  4. #774
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    I pulled a muscle in my back trying to wipe my butt this morning.

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  5. #775
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    Quote Originally Posted by 65creedo View Post
    I pulled a muscle in my back trying to wipe my butt this morning.

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    So... This was a failure is an option kind of morning...?

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    I always think, woah is me because of my back pain.
    But I don't feel so bad now.
    Una salus victis nullam sperare salute.
    The only hope for the doomed, is no hope at all
    Virgil

    I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast;
    for I intend to go in harm's way.
    John Paul Jones

    A citizen may not be required to offer a 'good and substantial reason' why he should be permitted to exercise his rights. The rights existence is all the reason he needs.
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    I'm drinking tonic water. I have no gin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by actaeon277 View Post
    I always think, woah is me because of my back pain.
    But I don't feel so bad now.
    So... your back pain stops you?
    It is better to do good than not to do bad.

  9. #779
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug View Post
    So... your back pain stops you?
    from wiping?
    Una salus victis nullam sperare salute.
    The only hope for the doomed, is no hope at all
    Virgil

    I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast;
    for I intend to go in harm's way.
    John Paul Jones

    A citizen may not be required to offer a 'good and substantial reason' why he should be permitted to exercise his rights. The rights existence is all the reason he needs.
    Benson Everett Legg - Woolard v. Sheridan

    If you're a noob, develop thick skin, and read the FAQs


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    Woe vs woah vs whoa.
    It is better to do good than not to do bad.

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