Anyone ablo to hekkkp on thu soothsudd!

[hoosierdoc]

Hard toi type
anyome by greenwoodin able to help met off flllor!
coverd oil
atms tied
typin nos

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Happy Valentine's Day?

 

[Leadeye]

Sounds like the aftermath of an exciting evening.

 

[RustyHornet]

Kinky.

 

[beeeman]

Valentine's day shenanigans gone horribly wrong! It's weird you are by yourself though...can't offer much help without GPS coordinates. Grabbing hazmat suit now, awaiting coordinates.

 

[bulletsmith]

Am I missing something? This seems a bit disturbing. Is he asking for help?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Sounds like the aftermath of an exciting evening.

Or the beginnings of an exciting evening...until she got mad.

 

[lovemachine]

I'm a little turned on right now.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Better add a blindfold to that hazmat suit. No telling how he is (or isnt) dressed.

 

[Crbn79]

Hard toi type
anyome by greenwoodin able to help met off flllor!
coverd oil
atms tied
typin nos

I'm 99% certain you're naked, covered in oil and tied to the headboard,
75% certain you're not typing with your nose.
100% certain I want nothing to do with this.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Directly umder earts moon...

 

[hoosierdoc]

Now

 

[AngryRooster]

We've called 911. They will be there shortly to help.

 

[gunworks321]

I'm too old to even imagine!

 

[KG1]

Hard toi type
anyome by greenwoodin able to help met off flllor!
coverd oil
atms tied
typin nos

You're doing quite well considering you're typing with you proboscis. I can cypher your post better than I can harleyriders.

 

[bulletsmith]

Ok, I'm a sucker

Let it be known that I was the only one who was concerned. What did I win?

 

[IndyDave1776]

Hard toi type
anyome by greenwoodin able to help met off flllor!
coverd oil
atms tied
typin nos

Attempted English translation:

Hard toi type... Isn't that one of those asian carps they put in decorative pools?

OK, the ATM is tied, you are covered in oil, and need anyone by greenwoodin to help you off the floor... So you attempted to steal an ATM by dragging it off and got covered in oil and knocked on the floor/ground by a green wooden (fence, presumably).

typin nos... Typing NOS (new old stock), so you typed this message on a vintage manual typewriter and had someone scan it into a computer to post it.

 

[pudly]

Thanks Dave. I was wondering if Doc had too many Valentines libations.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Majing prgress. Beer almos close enouh

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Let's wait and see how he opens the beer with his arms tied behind his back..........