PROPER MONSTERS RECIPES

[rhino]

Here is a recipe for monsters that usually works pretty well:

• 6 drops of the Essence of Terror
• 5 drops of Sinister Sauce
• Stir; spoon licking optional
• Tincture of Tenderness, a touch (to prevent destruction of creator)
• Hold breath, listen for ticking, and wait for monster to complete

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Blood loss makes people weird.

 

[femurphy77]

[video=youtube;yYSfXp8U5-M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYSfXp8U5-M[/video]

 

[halfmileharry]

Is there a microwave option?

 

[Tactically Fat]

Have you been drinking again?

 

[rhino]

Apparently no one watched or remembers the best cartoons from my childhood!

 

[T.Lex]

Apparently no one watched or remembers the best cartoons from my childhood!

In defense of INGO, I can only think of 1 other member around during the Middle Ages.

 

[nra4ever]

Sounds like bugs bunny

 

[rhino]

In defense of INGO, I can only think of 1 other member around during the Middle Ages.

There were two others: indiucky and of course, INGO's elder cavestatesman, churchmouse.

 

[T.Lex]

There were two others: indiucky and of course, INGO's elder cavestatesman, churchmouse.

Ok, but seriously. Do we actually know whether they are 2 different people?

 

[rhino]

Ok, but seriously. Do we actually know whether they are 2 different people?

The only evidence is what I drew on the cave walls.

 

[Thor]

Just roll a 20 sided already...

 

[T.Lex]

Just roll a 20 sided already...

What's rhino's THAC0 against edged weapons? Is 20 enough?

 

[Thor]

I think his armor class is about 10...with no modifiers.

 

[Thor]

And his edged weapons are all +10 to hit...

 

[T.Lex]

We're gonna need a bigger die.

 

[HoughMade]

Whenever I start thinking that I may have wasted my youth on pointless pursuits, I come to INGO and inevitably feel better about myself.

 

[Thor]

Whenever I start thinking that I may have wasted my youth on pointless pursuits, I come to INGO and inevitably feel better about myself.

Youth? What do you think mid-shifts and sitting alert are for?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Here is a recipe for monsters that usually works pretty well:

• 6 drops of the Essence of Terror
• 5 drops of Sinister Sauce
• Stir; spoon licking optional
• Tincture of Tenderness, a touch (to prevent destruction of creator) But only a touch, for without a touch of tenderness, he might destroy ME! Oops, much too much!
• Hold breath, listen for ticking, and wait for monster to complete

"Hello Daddy. I'm Milton, your brand new son."

 

[indiucky]

There were two others: indiucky and of course, INGO's elder cavestatesman, churchmouse.

I 'member...I even had a Strange Change Machine until the commie hippies banned them!!!!!!

[video=youtube;-vVRyo3ZGcY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vVRyo3ZGcY[/video]

I mean what could go wrong???? IIRC I never got any more than 1st degree burns from mine....