An old text made me laugh- from six months ago

[longbow]

" Dad ate several Efferdents for a snack, what should I do". From my wife

my answer "Remind him to burp and give him a big glass of water"

My wife still doesn't think that was funny.

 

[patience0830]

If he'd swallowed his dentures at the same time they still wouldn't have come out clean.

 

[russc2542]

almost 10 years in and I still have to moderate my sense of humor too.

 

[hoosierdoc]

My wife came home from work yesterday frustrated with how cluttered our kitchen was. She complained about having to look at it.

i said "at least you just got home, I've had to look at it all day!"

she didn't think it was funny