So a lawyer walks into your house wearing a T-shirt and heels. Only

[Alamo]

https://nypost.com/2017/11/14/dui-l...g-into-strangers-home-in-high-heels-no-pants/

A New Jersey attorney nude from the waist down save for a pair of high heels strutted into a stranger’s Rutherford home. and announced “I’m here,” police said.

Justin Christodoro, 39, of Hackensack, subsequently was arrested in neighboring Lyndhurst

Another good reason to keep the doors locked.

 

[hopper68]

If it involves Kirk and improper handling I am running away!!

 

[Slawburger]

Did he lose his briefs?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Any bets on whether he accepted barter for fees?

 

[femurphy77]

Had it been Justine we might have made it work but not Justin.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Any bets on whether he accepted barter for fees?

My thoughts exactly

 

[Alamo]

Any bets on whether he accepted barter for fees?

Maybe pro bono?

 

[printcraft]

Maybe pro bono?

 

[HoughMade]

A lawyer with substance abuse issues and non-standard sexual proclivities? I'm SHOCKED!

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Wore it better.

 

[HoughMade]

Maybe pro bono?

Plena Bono

Had it been Justine we might have made it work but not Justin.

Names won't get you there. The female lawyer pool varies wildly. The male lawyer pool, not so much. We're all repulsive.

 

[JettaKnight]

The man, wearing only a tight T-shirt and black high heels, then realized he was at the wrong house and left,

Wait, there's right house for that attire?

 

[HoughMade]

Wait, there's right house for that attire?

Well, your own. I'm not here to judge.

 

[Alamo]

A lawyer with substance abuse issues and non-standard sexual proclivities? I'm SHOCKED!

I'll bet that's exactly what the guy who had the house in Rutherford said: "Dang! A lawyer with substance abuse issues and non-standard sexual proclivities! I'm shocked! That's the third one this month, I gotta start lockin' the back door."

 

[hoosierdoc]

Wait, there's right house for that attire?

Apaprently. Sounds like significant time passed between walking in a house and being found altered in a car