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  • rhino

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    Air bags in modern vehicles are a great idea with the potential to save many lives. This afternoon, I conceived an idea that combines the safety-enhancement of the airbag with a more positive life experience.

    To wit, an airbag that deploys in the shape of an exact 3-d replica of Jennifer Lopez' ass in a tight dress to cushion your face during the violent acceleration resulting from a collision.

    For compact vehicles, the airbag will be similarly modeled after Shakira's hind quarters and will include a rapidly twitching, figure 8 motion to enhance effectiveness.
     

    littletommy

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    I guess I’m too much of a realist, but if I’m in a crash, I’m gonna want more of a LuLu Romans type airbag.

    (you younger guys google her, but google the 70s Lulu, not the current Lulu, she’s pretty thin now).
     

    WebSnyper

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    I'm starting to get a little worried about your Ashley Graham obsession.

    There are better pictures for this particular application, but trying to keep this somewhat family friendly, but I think Ashley could protect the driver and the passenger. I think her assets are better than Salma's for this particular idea by Rhino
    :twocents: Someone could hurt themselves with the Jennifer Lopez oe Shakira model's... just sayin

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