Who wants to see my hard wood?

[lovemachine]

Wanna see my hard wood?

This is a teaser of an upcoming project I’m making. When I get started, I’ll make a new thread and post up pictures, and maybe a video, of the project.

 

[chezuki]

That’ll make a lot of plugs! (Or one really big one)

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

How do I know you aren't a cop and this isn't a sting operation?

 

[jagee]

How do I know you aren't a cop and this isn't a sting operation?

Just ask him if he's a cop. He has to tell you if he is. State Law.

 

[chezuki]

He has to tell you if he is. State Law.

This is true. I swur to God it is.

 

[VUPDblue]

Can I see it unwrapped?

 

[lovemachine]

Can I see it unwrapped?

Just for you big boy.

 

[JettaKnight]

 

[Itchytriggerfinger]

The length is adequate and the girth is decent but I'm mostly impressed that there's no curvature to your wood.

 

[VUPDblue]

The [strike]vein[/strike] grain is impressive

 

[lovemachine]

Would you expect anything less from the lovemachine?

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

And you are not color bias either. True multi color-wood-multiculturalism.

Impressive, very impressive.

 

[Super Bee]

Wanna see my hard wood?

This is a teaser

 

[bocefus78]

Walnut and sugar maple or very light colored cherry? Looks like nice straight grained stock.

Ok, ban me now. There's no innuendo in my post.

 

[lovemachine]

Walnut and sugar maple or very light colored cherry? Looks like nice straight grained stock.

Ok, ban me now. There's no innuendo in my post.

It’s walnut and cherry

 

[jagee]

...nut and cherry

There's a joke here, I can feel it...

 

[halfmileharry]

The length is adequate and the girth is decent but I'm mostly impressed that there's no curvature to your wood.

Definitely NOT Peyronie's wood. Maple? Cherry? Oak?

 

[bwframe]

 

[chezuki]

There's a joke here, I can feel it...

I was going to make a cherry joke, but I didn’t want to get popped.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

There's a joke IN here, I can feel it...

Thats what she said.

FIFY.