How do I know you aren't a cop and this isn't a sting operation?
He has to tell you if he is. State Law.
Walnut and sugar maple or very light colored cherry? Looks like nice straight grained stock.
Ok, ban me now. There's no innuendo in my post.
...nut and cherry
The length is adequate and the girth is decent but I'm mostly impressed that there's no curvature to your wood.
There's a joke here, I can feel it...