So which one of you Grovers is missing a python?

[BehindBlueI's]

14-foot Burmese python on the loose in Beech Grove, police say | FOX59

Police are warning the public about a python on the loose in Beech Grove.
The snake is a Burmese Python, and it escaped its owner’s residence. It’s said to be 14-feet long.

 

[KellyinAvon]

It's probably slithering to the shampoo isle at Wal-Mart.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

It's probably slithering to the shampoo isle at Wal-Mart.

 

[halfmileharry]

Hey Trigger Time.... one of your pets is on the loose.

 

[Trigger Time]

Hey Trigger Time.... one of your pets is on the loose.

No snake pets for me but If I find it I'll make some cool **** out of its skin and I'll eat it

 

[Leadeye]

I checked the safe, mine are all still at home.

 

[halfmileharry]

No snake pets for me but If I find it I'll make some cool **** out of its skin and I'll eat it

My thought processes stopped at killing that S.O.B. I never thought for one second about any recycling any of that thing. I do NOT like snakes. Throw in spiders in that I "don't tolerate" pile.

 

[Trigger Time]

My thought processes stopped at killing that S.O.B. I never thought for one second about any recycling any of that thing. I do NOT like snakes. Throw in spiders in that I "don't tolerate" pile.

Theres a rapist running around too. So I had already been hunting snake this week and figured out my plan if I found it

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

My snakes wouldn't be 14 feet if you laid them both end to end. And, they're both safe at home.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

I didn't know that a resident of the 'grove was considered a 'grover'. Hmm interesting.

 

[cbhausen]

Maybe it’s in Mr. Bendo’s pants out front of Ralph’s Muffler Shop on 16th Street.

 

[Vigilant]

Theres a rapist running around too. So I had already been hunting snake this week and figured out my plan if I found it

Tell me you aren’t going to skin and eat the rapist? The snake, I’d hope to get an invite to the BBQ, but the other...

 

[KellyinAvon]

I didn't know that a resident of the 'grove was considered a 'grover'. Hmm interesting.

I learned it from Frank. Not coincidentally around the same time as the shampoo isle throw-down.

 

[chezuki]

Tell me you aren’t going to skin and eat the rapist?

Of course not.... the crispy skin is the best part.

 

[Trigger Time]

I didn't know that a resident of the 'grove was considered a 'grover'. Hmm interesting.

We answer to white trash too

 

[Trigger Time]

Tell me you aren’t going to skin and eat the rapist? The snake, I’d hope to get an invite to the BBQ, but the other...

I might skin him but nope not eating him.
It's pretty sad that a 14 foot snake has made more headlines than some ****bag that raped a woman in her home. Priorities

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Some kid has lost his pet.

[video=youtube;zZwTFWyI4Ho]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZwTFWyI4Ho[/video]

 

[putsjunior]

All it has to do is make it to southport. It’ll fit right in.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

We answer to white trash too

Speak for yourself, hillbilly!

 

[Trigger Time]

Speak for yourself, hillbilly!

LOL, hillbilly? Thems fighting words. I'm a redneck