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  • Hkindiana

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    OK, the news is reporting that the "Miss America Pageant" will now be called the "Miss America Contest" and will no longer have a bikini or formal dress category. AND, for inclusivity (we don't want to exclude ugly or fat girls), the CONTESTANTS will only be judged on talent and intelligence. But, the way I see it, "for inclusivity" they will have to eliminate the talent section, because some girls have no talent, and the intelligence section will have to be eliminated to include the stupid girls. So, eventually, ANY girl (and, for inclusivity, anyone who identifies as a girl) can enter and they will just draw a name out of a hat to see who wins, and EVERYONE ELSE will get a participation trophy!!!
     
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    rhino

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    OK, the news is reporting that the "Miss America Pageant" will now be called the "Miss America Contest" and will no longer have a bikini or formal dress category. AND, for inclusivity (we don't want to exclude ugly or fat girls), the CONTESTANTS will only be judged on talent and intelligence. But, the way I see it, "for inclusivity" they will have to eliminate the talent section, because some girls have no talent, and the intelligence section will have to be eliminated to include the stupid girls. So, eventually, ANY girl (and, for inclusivity, anyone who identifies as a girl) can enter and they will just draw a name out of a hat to see who wins, and EVERYONE ELSE will get a participation trophy!!!

    So . . . how will they justify excluding people without XX chromosomes? Bet they can't now.

    They'll have to find a new name without a "binary" title such as "Miss" and probably the word "America" is oppressing someone somewhere somehow.
     

    Hatin Since 87

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    Does anyone even watch this anymore? I mean, with the internet, and the ability to google girls with (or without) bikinis, are these “pageants” still even a thing?

    Besides, indiucky has enough girls with guns to fulfill any mans desires to rate a woman from 0 to 10
     

    Ziggidy

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    They'll have to find a new name without a "binary" title such as "Miss" and probably the word "America" is oppressing someone somewhere somehow.

    Very interesting. NO gender bathrooms, girls on boys wresting team, gym class locker room problems.......and now "MISS" America? What about the gender bender illegals?

    Excellent point you bring up.....
     

    hoosierdoc

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    ghuns

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    Kurt Vonnegut was a prophet...

    HARRISON BERGERON
    by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
    THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only equal before God and the
    law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better
    looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was
    due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing
    vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General...
     

    nipprdog

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    Comedian on radio yesterday, "The miss America pageant will no longer have a swimsuit competition. And no longer have any straight male audience."
     

    Dead Duck

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    With all this neutral gender crap there's no guarantee that all the contestants will actually be women. The last thing I want to see is one of them things in a bikini.

    So NO - Not watching
     

    femurphy77

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    OK, the news is reporting that the "Miss America Pageant" will now be called the "Miss America Contest" and will no longer have a bikini or formal dress category. AND, for inclusivity (we don't want to exclude ugly or fat girls), the CONTESTANTS will only be judged on talent and intelligence. But, the way I see it, "for inclusivity" they will have to eliminate the talent section, because some girls have no talent, and the intelligence section will have to be eliminated to include the stupid girls. So, eventually, ANY girl (and, for inclusivity, anyone who identifies as a girl) can enter and they will just draw a name out of a hat to see who wins, and EVERYONE ELSE will get a participation trophy!!!

    I'm in!:rockwoot:
     

    bwframe

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    Miss America going the same rout as the NFL...

    ...down the drain.

    Who cares if you have any fans as long as you are PC? They'll soon to find out... ;)
     

    rhino

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    Miss America going the same rout as the NFL...

    ...down the drain.

    Who cares if you have any fans as long as you are PC? They'll soon to find out... ;)


    Well . . . there is a difference. When the Miss America contestants kneel, it's not the same thing.
     

    printcraft

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    I wonder if that isn't part of the motivation behind this.

    "Hey, we've got a growing Muslim population and they can't really take part in this. Seems like we need to do something to be more inclusive."

    "The new Mrs America has a great personality though! She can't share her opinion, but trust us, it's great."
     
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