So there I was, .MINDING MY OWN DXXN BUSINESS, just sorta walking around, you know, lookin' for pick a nick baskets... I saw dis Subaru with a what LOOKED to be a pick a nick basket unattended in the back seat. Not wanting it to be lonesome, I said "Hey, Boo Boo! Look at dat! " and climbed inside to keep it company.
That's when things went sideways.
Boo Boo was leaning on the door, and it accidentally closed. Knowing how many pets die in overheating cars every year, I got scared and sorta trashed the interior. Smart aleck humans with their opposable thumbs.
Suddenly this jack booted thug runs up to me and starts whacking the window with a big stick!
The window broke and I bolted before Ranger Smith showed up!
What a harrowing experience!
That's when things went sideways.
Boo Boo was leaning on the door, and it accidentally closed. Knowing how many pets die in overheating cars every year, I got scared and sorta trashed the interior. Smart aleck humans with their opposable thumbs.
Suddenly this jack booted thug runs up to me and starts whacking the window with a big stick!
The window broke and I bolted before Ranger Smith showed up!
What a harrowing experience!
