Steal My Crap Next Week, When It Warms Up.....

[GREEN607]

...cause I don't want to have to peel your cold, dead hands off my Catalytic Converter, before I can leave for work.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...inals-to-just-stay-home/ar-BBSVrU8?li=BBnb7Kz

 

[Cameramonkey]

Noblesville did the same. *yawn*

https://www.theindychannel.com/weat...an-crime-because-of-extreme-cold-temperatures

 

[churchmouse]

Hilarious.

 

[hoosierdoc]

You guys laugh but just wait. I guarantee crime will drop in a measurable way after this announcement. At least for a few days. Then the bad guys will figure it out

 

[femurphy77]

"The department is calling for the suspension of all retail thefts, car thefts – including those with the keys inside – and all violent crimes. Failure to comply with the ban could lead to citations, arrests, or even jail time, Smith said."

That has to be the stupidest thing I've read in the past hour!

 

[Old Dog]

Snowflakes gonna be snowflakes. Doing crime after the ban is more punishable than yesterday? I say let them do their dirty deeds in the cold and maybe a few of them won't survive, then tomorrow we will have less crime. Yes, Darwin!

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

"The department is calling for the suspension of all retail thefts, car thefts – including those with the keys inside – and all violent crimes. Failure to comply with the ban could lead to citations, arrests, or even jail time, Smith said."

That has to be the stupidest thing I've read in the past hour!

Yeah, there's the funny part.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Come on, y'all.

Can't you recognize satire when you read it?

 

[Sigblitz]

I really think this will work.

 

[BGDave]

If a thief makes me go outside in these temps, I'm gonna plug his butt on general principle. Twice.

 

[jagee]

Come on, y'all.

Can't you recognize satire when you read it?

No.

See doc's broken dryer thread for reference.

 

[dprimm]

If a thief makes me go outside in these temps, I'm gonna plug his butt on general principle. Twice.

Then @hoosierdoc will create another thread about unplugging someone's butt. Unless you invite Rino over to do it. THAT would be epic.

 

[WebSnyper]

If a thief makes me go outside in these temps, I'm gonna plug his butt on general principle. Twice.

Did you happen to read that out loud after you typed it? This looks like a new sig line for Trigger Time.

 

[Gabriel]

Come on, y'all.

Can't you recognize satire when you read it?

You must be new here.

 

[Tactically Fat]

You must be new here.

Yes.

 

[BGDave]

Did you happen to read that out loud after you typed it? This looks like a new sig line for Trigger Time.

In retrospect, I guess it was a poor target choice. (note to self: find that pointy bayonet).