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    ****!
    I totally forgot the toilet paper!!!!!
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    "Don't be afraid of the enemy! Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes!" - Jerusalem 445 BC
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    "If you don't have a gun, sell your coat and buy one." - Jerusalem April 14th, 30 AD - Thursday, 11:38pm IST
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamil View Post
    So here's what it's like to be me. I take a dump and use up the last of the roll. And I think to myself, better get another roll or I'll be stuck next time (or piss the wife off). So within the few steps from the toilet to the sink, I completely forget to put another roll on. Same thing here. By the time I clicked "Post..." the thought was gone.
    I keep a drawer near the toilet filled.
    Always running out of tp as a kid, has made me paranoid about it.
    "Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem."

    “We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” -Plato

    "A citizen may not be required to offer a 'good and substantial reason' why he should be permitted to exercise his rights. The rights existence is all the reason he needs." Benson Everett Legg - Woolard v. Sheridan

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamil View Post
    So here's what it's like to be me. I take a dump and use up the last of the roll. And I think to myself, better get another roll or I'll be stuck next time (or piss the wife off). So within the few steps from the toilet to the sink, I completely forget to put another roll on. Same thing here. By the time I clicked "Post..." the thought was gone.
    and, I was joking about "hurt to the core"
    "Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem."

    “We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” -Plato

    "A citizen may not be required to offer a 'good and substantial reason' why he should be permitted to exercise his rights. The rights existence is all the reason he needs." Benson Everett Legg - Woolard v. Sheridan

    If you're a noob, develop thick skin, and read the FAQs


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    I call it "French toast weather", the first things bought up are bread, milk, and eggs.
    Geeking out on ancestry; 17th great grandson of Geoffrey Chaucer, and a bunch of dukes, knights, princesses, kings and stuff. Of course, once you turn over a rock and one king crawls out, you're pretty much infested with them. And what did I tell you? Charlemagne, Holy Roman Emperor, Charles "The Hammer" Martel, and a truckload of others. This is getting better: "The Bonny Earl O'Moray" was an ancestor, and the origin of the term mondegreen: They slew the Earl O'Moray and Lady Mondegreen

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    Lifetime LTCH; Lifetime NRA Member; Maker's Mark Ambassador #780040; GOA Member #23463299

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    You know what I like best about most people? Their dogs.

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    You know what I like best about most people? Their dogs.

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    School of the Sword of No Sword

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