As is my custom, I give up wasting home time on the Internet for Lent so I will be logging off for the next good while. A blessed lent to all and don’t burn the place down in a tragic popcorn fire.
As is my custom, I give up wasting home time on the Internet for Lent so I will be logging off for the next good while. A blessed lent to all and don’t burn the place down in a tragic popcorn fire.
That got a good chuckle.I'll try and pick up the slack, Fargo.
Every year I give up the same thing for lent. Moderation.
It's good to be baptist...every once in a while.
Emo Philips;
Die, heretic!
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"He said, "Nobody loves me."I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"He said, "Yes."I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"He said, "A Christian."I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"He said, "Protestant."I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"He said, "Baptist."I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"He said, "Northern Baptist."I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.