Question for INGO Docs

[Vigilant]

Any MD’s here that can install a YKK zipper on my torso so that I may remove my liver and replace it with a K&N filter charger? I’m tired of taking two days to recover from the whiskey this ****ing town makes me drink, and figure the K&N/zipper option is probably superior to a Walmart sponge, and the ziploc seal? That is all, carry on.


ETA: Zipper must be water/liquid tight, so YKK isn’t a must, but it has to be high quality.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Not an MD, but if there's a Youtube video, I'm sure I could do it.

 

[femurphy77]

No doubt several INGO members have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express recently!

 

[hoosierdoc]

I saw YKK and thought you had caught your tallywacker in it!

 

[mmpsteve]

Aye, Matee. Been there, done that. Best thing is to take a few days off. And drink lots of water. Weekend is a good time to recover.

Aye.

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[target64]

I saw YKK and thought you had caught your tallywacker in it!

Did that many years ago, was not a pleasant experience.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

I saw YKK and thought you had caught your tallywacker in it!

I thought you were a doctor, not the girls gym teacher from "Porky's"

To the OP, before falling asleep, drink as much water as you can handle. In the morning, OJ over cracked ice is your friend.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I thought you were a doctor, not the girls gym teacher from "Porky's"

To the OP, before falling asleep, drink as much water as you can handle. In the morning, OJ over cracked ice is your friend.

I know that mole!

i watch that scene with principal and coaches several times a year on YouTube. Can’t laugh too hard

 

[Vigilant]

Not an MD, but if there's a Youtube video, I'm sure I could do it.

Bet!

 

[chenowethpm]

A lot of water before bed for sure, I’ve also read that one good way to help your body process alcohol is protein. So eat that juicy steak or burger, so good with whiskey.

 

[patience0830]

You might try moving to a different town.

 

[jagee]

Ahh, reminds me of high school...

 

[MontereyC6]

Did that many years ago, was not a pleasant experience.

How'd you get the beans above the Frank?

 

[Cameramonkey]

On a totally unrelated note, baby hedgehogs look like testicles.

https://twitter.com/painthands/stat...shable.com/2017/09/12/baby-hedgehogs-newborn/


/SQUIRREL!!!!!

 

[1911ly]

When I am having a Sh#tty month this forum never fails to crack me up!

Thanks, seriously.

 

[Vigilant]

When I am having a Sh#tty month this forum never fails to crack me up!

Thanks, seriously.

Hell man, it’s your town doing this to me!!!!

 

[1911ly]

Hell man, it’s your towns bars doing this to me!!!!

FIFY

 

[Hohn]

If you believe a town is making you drink whiskey, you've got bigger problems than your liver.

 

[CindyE]

I thought you were a doctor, not the girls gym teacher from "Porky's"

To the OP, before falling asleep, drink as much water as you can handle. In the morning, OJ over cracked ice is your friend.

Water and electrolytes are always a good bet. I like Fiji water. Not sure about the OJ, once when I was a lot younger and a little dumber, I gave myself a bad case of gastritis after a weekend of partying. Doc said OJ and catsup on my hashbrowns the morning after were probably not helpful! Hot tea with honey and a splash of lemon helps, too.

 

[Sigblitz]

On a totally unrelated note, baby hedgehogs look like testicles.

https://twitter.com/painthands/stat...shable.com/2017/09/12/baby-hedgehogs-newborn/


/SQUIRREL!!!!!

"My hedgehog had babies last night & they are about the cutest lil n*t s*cks I've ever seen."