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  • actaeon277

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    Okay. Been thinking of starting this for awhile.
    Now that I'm stuck in the docs office, for hours, what the heck.


    What songs have you "misheard" the lyrics to?


    I'll start with Kenny Rogers "Lucille".

    Real:
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
    With 4 hungry chuldren
    And a crop in the field

    Me:
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
    With 4 hundred children
    And a crop in the field.
     

    K_W

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    I hate when the "official lyrics" are wrong, not just "maybe I misheard it?" but obviously wrong... even worse when you can't fully make out the actual words due to an overzealous drummer or the singer having been high AF when he sung it. :):
     

    printcraft

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    Uranus
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    chenowethpm

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    Credence Clearwater revival:

    Don't go 'round tonight
    It's bound to take your life
    There's a bad moon on the rise

    what I hear:


    Don't go 'round tonight
    It's bound to take your life
    There's a bathroom on the right
     

    femurphy77

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    My oldest use to sing "Popoff the law and the foul ball" for "I fought the law and the law won".

    I never could figure out what "Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil" until I googled it.
     

    Mark 1911

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    For those of us who had a hard time following Joe Cocker, and for those who thought they could! :D:

    [video=youtube;6z2yFekaPRs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z2yFekaPRs[/video]
     

    gregkl

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    Jimi Hendrix:

    Real: Excuse me while I kiss the sky
    Me: Excuse me while I kiss this guy

    Elton John:
    Real: she had electric boots
    Me: she had electric boobs

    There are many others, but these two are the ones that came to mind just now.
     

    actaeon277

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    Motley Crue - If I Die Tomorrow

    Real:
    I spent all my life
    looking for our innocence


    Me:
    I spent all mylife
    looking for auf wiedersehen




    And
    Real:
    If I die tomorrow
    As the minutes fade away

    Me:
    If I die tomorrow
    As the memories fade away.
     

    chezuki

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    Rob Zombie “Never Gonna Stop”

    Lyrics are supposedly “Yeah the devil, ride it down the shore”. I hear “yeah the devil, rides a dinosaur”, which is a way better image IMO.
     
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