FUN Thread- 5 Things U Should Never Do.....

[GREEN607]

.....on a cruise ship.


Each member who posts, gets to list FIVE* (and only FIVE) things you should never do on a cruise ship.
* If you must list more than five, post again, later. I'll start.

Five things you should never do on a cruise ship.....

~ Carry too much cash

~ Lose your wife/girlfriend

~ Lean over the upper deck railing, and barf

~ Go #2 on the sun deck

~ Your step daughter

 

[Old Dog]

1. Dive from the exterior balcony.

2. Smoke in your room.

3. Try to order a hamburger @ the formal fancy dining room.

4. Call the Captain a SOB, either before or after you have been drinking.

5. Slip on the beer you spilled and slide into the pool without you swim suit.

 

[indytechnerd]

1. Attempt "audience participation" during the stage show.

2. Urinate for distance off the fantail.

3. Assume the "adults only" pool means clothing optional.

4. Ask every patron and crewmember "Are those pirates?" any time you pass another watercraft.

5. Refer to any staff member, particularly officers, as "Gilligan" when greeting them.

 

[Mark 1911]

1. Standing on a lower deck with your finger tightly against the hull and asking passers-by if they have any bubble gum to spare.

2. Whistling the theme song from The Titanic

3. Running around on the sun deck with arms spread like an airplane, wearing a rising sun T-Shirt, screaming banzai! banzai!

4. Shouting "Man Overboard" just for fun.

5. Pointing at the water and shouting, "Hey, Is that Natalie Wood?!?!"

 

[femurphy77]

1. Get on one.

2. Believe the hype.

3. Expect anything other than a large bus taking you from mall to mall.

4. Have plans to do anything but drink or eat.

5. Ever consider taking another cruise.

 

[hoosierdoc]

1. Hit on anything under 18 (unless in casino and dealer has a face card)


actually that would be the start of a great joke.

“How was the cruise Tony?”

”well, it was fine until we left Cozumel. A few hours after that my wife got pissed at me and kicked me out of our room and threw her ring overboard”

”wow, what happened?!”

”I hit on 17. Twice”

”dude, that’ stupid but shouldn’t end a marriage. How much had you bet and what was the dealer
showing?”

”that’s The problem... there wasn’t a casino on the boat”

 

[eldirector]

1) Treat the open bar as a challenge
2) Treat the buffet as a challenge
3) Touch anything without immediately disinfecting your hands
4) Stray outside of the tourist area at any port-o-call
5) Take your young children, and then pawn them off on cruise staff so you can get plastered (see #1).