Picking up chicks

[Hoosierdood]

I was a little bored yesterday, so I decided to take my 2 teenage sons out on the town to pick up some chicks. I have to say it was a proud moment seeing my boys on the prowl. They were eyeballing all the chicks, picking out the ones that interested them, and making their move. In the end, we ended up bringing 12 chicks home with us. A good time was had by all.

 

[Sigblitz]

I knew it.

 

[churchmouse]

Killing me smalls......killing me.

 

[mensajess]

Father of the year

 

[Phase2]

Nicely done. 8/10. What kinds did you get?

 

[Hoosierdood]

Nicely done. 8/10. What kinds did you get?

Isa Browns. They are great layers.

 

[target64]

Uhh, your chicks have peckers.

 

[glank09]

We had Isa Browns for a few years. Definitely great layers if they are happy. Do something to make them mad and you will definitely not get eggs for a few days. If like ours, interact with them regularly and they will be very friendly.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Yeah, if you're gonna pick up chicks, you want good layers.

 

[wingrider1800]

I don't think I could handle 12 at a time.

 

[Hoosierdood]

Yeah, if you're gonna pick up chicks, you want good layers.

I'll keep them around for a while, but if they don't start putting out they're gonna need to find a new sugar daddy.

 

[Bigtanker]

I don't think I could handle 12 at a time.

Easy pesy.....

 

[Phase2]

I don't think I could handle 12 at a time.

Well, he did bring a couple of "wing" men with him.

 

[Phase2]

The real question is: Are they swingers?

[video=youtube;PC_J383jbfY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC_J383jbfY[/video]

 

[KittySlayer]

Well blondes have more fun.

Uhh, your chicks have peckers.

Internet winner of the morning.

 

[funeralweb]

I thought I was kinky. Be gentle with those chicks.

 

[Phase2]

I'll keep them around for a while, but if they don't start putting out they're gonna need to find a new sugar daddy.

Watch out. You don't want to become hen-pecked.

 

[Phase2]

I thought I was kinky.

Not really a mental image I want from a user called funeral...

 

[M67]

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Never know where them chicks have been and if they're clean or not...... Always wear protection
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[Mongo59]

Do you know chickens die after having sex?













My neighbor says all of the ones he has had sex with did... (Crawford County joke)