Question #4

[JettaKnight]

How do I heat up a Hot Pocket in the microwave such that it's edible?

It's always either frozen inside or hot magma.

 

[CampingJosh]

Trick question! Hot Pockets are not food.

 

[Sigblitz]

 

[jagee]

Heat it to hot magma. Cut it in half. Put it in the fridge for a minute or two. Eat.

 

[BugI02]

How do I heat up a Hot Pocket in the microwave such that it's edible?

It's always either frozen inside or hot magma.

2 minutes on defrost, 1 minute at 60% (assuming ~1000 watt micro)

 

[churchmouse]

What have I started.....

 

[Tactically Fat]

Heat it for half the suggested time.
Remove from Microwave.
Let rest 1 minute.
Turn Hot Pocket over on plate 1/2 rotation.
Return plate & Hot Pocket to microwave.
Heat it for the remaining suggested time.

 

[Rookie]

Remove hot pocket from package.
Place hot pocket in garbage.
Eat something that actually tastes good.

 

[EyeCarry]

Remove hot pocket from package.
Place hot pocket in garbage.
Eat something that actually tastes good.

...which, in this case, might be the packaging.