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    Master Alamo's Avatar

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    Steamed Clams

    A Woman Got 2nd Degree Burns From Vaginal Steaming, And It's Really Not Funny

    Key takeaway:

    Even if you don't burn yourself, there's really no medical benefit to be gained from squatting atop a bowl of herbal tea.

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    Sadly, the reason this woman steamed her lower parts wasn't for "freshening" or "detoxifying" effects, but rather to try and treat a serious medical condition she'd been struggling with for the past 9 months - stage IV vaginal prolapse.

    As the name implies, the prolapse of a woman's pelvic organs means that the surrounding tissue and muscle are failing to hold everything in place, a condition that can be quite common after childbirth. It's not always problematic, but this woman's case was severe, with her entire cervix completely outside the vulva.
    Yikes. This sounds like the male equivalent of dunking your dangling nut sack into a pot of boiling water.
    If I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep tonight.

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    I thought "Surely I'm the only gutter mind around here and he's actually talking about clams"! since I was wrong I guess we're going to have to have an election and pick officers for the club!
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    Quote Originally Posted by femurphy77 View Post
    I thought "Surely I'm the only gutter mind around here and he's actually talking about clams"! since I was wrong I guess we're going to have to have an erection and pick officers for the club!
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    There's a whole lotta stuff you should not google image search here.
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    PICS of the steamed clam?
    It is not the length of our lives that is in question,but rather the content.

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    "Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem."

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    It is too funny. Being incredibly stupid is ALWAYS funny.

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