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    Master Alamo's Avatar

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    What is Spanish for "Oops?"

    Spain builds submarine 70 tons too heavy after putting a decimal in the wrong place

    HARTFORD, Conn. — A new, Spanish-designed submarine has a weighty problem: The vessel is more than 70 tons too heavy, and officials fear if it goes out to sea, it will not be able to surface.
    And a former Spanish official says the problem can be traced to a miscalculation — someone apparently put a decimal point in the wrong place.
    Oof.

    There's a bright side though; business for America:

    A U.S. Navy contractor in Connecticut, Electric Boat, has signed a deal to help the Spanish Defence Ministry find ways to slim down the 2,200-ton submarine.
    MAGA!

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    Marksman 71silverbullet's Avatar

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    "Uy" Spanish for oops
    grandes uy = big oops
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    Dios Mio comes to mind. I believe "Merd" works well in any language!
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    measure twice, cut once!
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    Grandmaster eldirector's Avatar

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    In this case, it is likely closer to "joder".
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    Grandmaster Sigblitz's Avatar

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    New math creates jobs.
    I'm gonna, riiiide 'till I can't no more.

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    See? The metric system sucks!
    Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.- Richard Feynman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigblitz View Post
    New math creates jobs.

    You don't want the "everyone gets a trophy" crowd building submarines.
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    No problemo. Just put some wheels on it and it can drive on the ocean floor. Problem solved.
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    That is a weighty problem.
    Just needs some Slim Fast not Jenny Craig.

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