I Swallowed My Chewing Gum.

[rhino]

I'm not sure why it happened, but I accidentally swallowed my chewing gum.

If you haven't done that since you were a kid, it's a weird feeling. I know it's not stuck in my esophagus, but it feels like it is. UGH!

Not recommended!

 

[Sigblitz]

That sucks.


Or blows.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

WHY are you up at 2 a.m.?

 

[rhino]

WHY are you up at 2 a.m.?

That's a good question. I do not have a good answer, but then I'm the guy who can't be trusted with chewing gum, so . . .

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Did you try walking while you were chewing it? Now, what did we tell you about that?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

You know if you swallow your gum it will stay in your system for 7 years, right? That's what I learned in grade school anyhow.

 

[tv1217]

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[Nazgul]

Got a Knife??

You can cut it out....

Don

 

[Usmccookie]

You know if you swallow your gum it will stay in your system for 7 years, right? That's what I learned in grade school anyhow.

I finally just cleared the last one from my system. This whole time I thought it was the mre's. Nope! It was the gum.

 

[EyeCarry]

Flatulence alert. When you stop blowing bubbles you'll know its gone.

 

[Trigger Time]

How does a rhino chew gum, or open the wrapper, or type

 

[rhino]

Did you try walking while you were chewing it? Now, what did we tell you about that?

You make a strong point.

You know if you swallow your gum it will stay in your system for 7 years, right? That's what I learned in grade school anyhow.

Seven years exactly. To the second! And then it just shoots out of your back side. Easier to plan for it that way, I suppose.

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Uh-oh!

Got a Knife??

You can cut it out....

Don

I never liked you!

Flatulence alert. When you stop blowing bubbles you'll know its gone.

That's going to be hard on the undies.

How does a rhino chew gum, or open the wrapper, or type

Practice, practice, practice . . .

 

[Brad69]

You people and your 1st world problems !

Don't you know that a Swedish teenager is fighting climate change and that piece of gum might have saved a ecosystem!

 

[KG1]

Gum chewing is not for everyone.

 

[actaeon277]

Dude. You can't afford to swallow gum. You need to recycle that stuff.

 

[rvb]

 

[mtinner]

you should have put it on the bedpost overnight.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

you should have put it on the bedpost overnight.

But does it lose it's flavor?

 

[Clay Pigeon]

I finally just cleared the last one from my system. This whole time I thought it was the mre's. Nope! It was the gum.

I talked to my youngest this morning, he got back yesterday from 7-8 days in the field at Palms. He used the word "Matterhorn"

 

[Bennettjh]

In 2026, you'll have to update this thread. Now we wait.