Well, my wife left me

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    To go visit and help her sister (and kids) for about 10 days while said sister is super duper pregnant with twins. "Due any day" pregnant.

    And I'm not sure how I'll survive the next 8 days all alone in this cruel world.

    But I'm going to rent a DIY carpet cleaner and give that a whirl, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
     

    deo62

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    My wife left me last Sunday to go to Nashville with my niece. My dogs kept having parties while I was at work. She comes home today, please pray for me...
     

    Hop

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    So you should be free this weekend to attend the Revere's Riders carbine class in Bedford.

    Hint, hint.

    You can borrow my carpet cleaner. ;)

    Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk
     

    BigBoxaJunk

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    Used to be, when the wife was gone I would go out with the guys.

    Now, it's sit on the couch in my sweats with a pizza, trying to see how many channels I can flip through in one minute.
     

    churchmouse

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    Used to be, when the wife was gone I would go out with the guys.

    Now, it's sit on the couch in my sweats with a pizza, trying to see how many channels I can flip through in one minute.

    Yup. Gear up, throw my leg over the bike, fire it up, head out and come home when I want to.
     

    rhino

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    To me, that sounds like 10 glorious days of sweet, sweet freedom:
    • Pizza for all three meals
    • Unrepentant farting with no consequences
    • Amazon.com buying binge
    • Falling asleep in a recliner in front of the TV each night, as a free man should
    • Scratching what you want to scratch
    • Start the "how long can the kids actually survive without any interaction with me" experiment . . . finally! (you can check on things if there is actual blood or a fire that doesn't burn itself out before the next commercial)
    • Going about the house in the tighty whities
    • Refusing to answer the phone or the door
    • No showers unless you feel like it
    • New tv set, at least twice the size of the current
    • Not having to answer the question, "What are you thinking right now?"
    • Have any opinion you want to have
    • etc.
     

    littletommy

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    My wife has to go out of town for 2-3 days at least once a year for work. I always schedule those days off work, stock up enough food and beer that I won’t have to leave the house, and completely disconnect myself from society. It’s totally rejuvenating! Usually by day 3, I end up laying by the door with the dogs waiting for momma to get home.:):
     

    KittySlayer

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    • Start the "how long can the kids actually survive without any interaction with me" experiment . . . finally! (you can check on things if there is actual blood or a fire that doesn't burn itself out before the next commercial)

    This was my rule for my kid (and wife) regarding phone calls when I was at work. If there isn’t blood or fire it can wait until I get home.
     
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