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    A young blonde lady was boarding a flight to Chicago.
    She had a economy seat ticket.
    She was talking to a person as they boarded.
    She sits down in a first class seat.
    The person she was talking to mentions she has a economy ticket.
    She flips her blonde hair and said.
    I am blonde I get what I want.
    The flight attendant Spots her and checks her ticket.
    She tells the blonde to move back to economy section.
    The blonde flips her hair and said, I am happy where I am.
    The head flight attendant walks up.
    Miss you have an economy ticket Please move back.
    The blonde flips her hair and said again, I am happy where I am.
    The copilot is summoned back.
    he talks to her.
    Again she flips her hair and said, I am happy where I am.
    The copilot returns to the cockpit.
    The pilot asks what is wrong.
    The copilot tells about the blonde in first class with an economy ticket.
    The pilot said I know how to handle her.
    I am married to a blonde.
    The pilot walks back to the blonde.
    he whispers into her ear.
    She jumps up.
    She gives the pilot a big hug and rushes to economy and sits down.
    The pilot returns to the cockpit.
    The copilot looks at his and asked how he did it.
    OH I just whispered in her ear that the first class section does not land in Chicago.
     

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    A blonde was driving down a country road, pondering the reputation people that have her hair color have to deal with.
    As she passed a large fenced farm pasture, she saw another blonde in the middle of the field trying to row a boat across it.
    This angered her greatly .
    She screeched to a stop, jumped out of her car and climbed on the fence.
    She shouted to the blonde in the boat -
    "You stupid bimbo! You are part of the reason us blondes have to deal with such disrespect!
    And if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your a$$!"
     
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    A blonde walks into her kitchen to find the stove is fully engulfed. So she calls 911.

    Dispatch: 911, what is your emergency?
    Blonde: OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! YOU HAVE TO COME PUT IT OUT! OH MY GOOOOOOD!
    D: Calm down, Ma'am. We will help you. How do we get there?
    B: DUH! BIG RED TRUCK!!!!
     

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    [FONT=&amp]A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."[/FONT]
     

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    [FONT=&quot]A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."[/FONT]
     

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    Two blonde's were looking up at the night sky and one says, "I wonder which is closer, the moon or Miami?"

    The other says, "Duh, can you see Miami from here?"
     

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    Well we have had to trash 1 already and 1 report on this thread.
    1 more and someone will win an all expenses paid trip off the play ground.

    Come on people.
     

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    A blind man wanders into an all girls’ biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to the bar and after sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”

    The bar immediately falls silent, and the woman sitting next to him says, “Sir, before you tell that joke, it’s only fair that you should know a few things. The bartender is blonde and she carries a baseball bat. The bouncer is blonde and she has a black belt in karate. The woman on the other side of you is six feet tall, weighs 175 pounds, and is a blonde professional wrestler, and I’m a blonde professional weightlifter. Do you still wanna tell your joke?”

    The man thinks for a minute, shakes his head and says, “Nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it four times.
     

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    Did she wipe the smile off her face first?

    99.9% of humor is at someones expense.

    Which is why in this "woke" society comedy is dead.

    Heaven forbid we offend anyone by making fun of them.

    Except Straight white masculine Christian(optional) males. Make fun of them all you want. Threaten them all you want. Nobody cares about them. In fact, they need to burn at the stake for generations of their transgressions.

    what's the opposite of purple?
     

    Mr Evilwrench

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    The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to you, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
     
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