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  1. #681
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoughMade View Post
    I was watching "Hoarders" the other day...

    That takes a lot of effort on some of them.
    Not the cleanup, just the hoarding act in itself.
    I don't know where they get the energy or money to do that.
    Impressive display of a psychosis taken to the extreme.
    Quote Originally Posted by SkinNFluff View Post
    At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone".
    Quote Originally Posted by Leggdpms View Post
    ...he said alright sir and shaked my hard and said he has respect...
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow8088 View Post
    I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece.
    Quote Originally Posted by JettaKnight View Post
    And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth.

  2. #682
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2A_Tom View Post
    1. You take a five copy computer card and fill it out for 8 Nukes.
    2. Fill out another one for 150 rolls of TP.
    3. Remove the front hard copy from both.
    4. Attach the card for the TP to the one for the Nukes.
    5. Send it to S4 for approval.
    6. The S4 Officer looks at it, turns it over and stamps the back and signs that the TP is approved.
    7. It comes back and the Supply Sgt. replaces the front copy for the nukes.
    8. He submits it through channels and the Nukes are delivered.


    I am glad I was changed to MI, I would still be in Leavenworth. (with him)

    It's the perfect crime!

    Quote Originally Posted by SkinNFluff View Post
    At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone".
    Quote Originally Posted by Leggdpms View Post
    ...he said alright sir and shaked my hard and said he has respect...
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow8088 View Post
    I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece.
    Quote Originally Posted by JettaKnight View Post
    And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth.

  3. #683
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    Although I watch very few movies that glorify criminals that is a fun movie.

    Three of my favorite characters in war movies are these three scroungers.
    1. Tony Randal, in ​Operation Petticoat.
    2. Jim Hutton, in The Green Berets.
    3. Jay C. Flippen in Flying Leathernecks.


    They scrounged for the Unit, not personal gain.




  4. #684
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    The nukes aren't missing, just misplaced.
    Many are in the ocean, where technology limits us from retrieving them.
    Una salus victis nullam sperare salute.
    The only hope for the doomed, is no hope at all
    Virgil

    I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast;
    for I intend to go in harm's way.
    John Paul Jones

    A citizen may not be required to offer a 'good and substantial reason' why he should be permitted to exercise his rights. The rights existence is all the reason he needs.
    Benson Everett Legg - Woolard v. Sheridan

    If you're a noob, develop thick skin, and read the FAQs


  5. #685
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    That would account for some of the things I pulled up while deep sea fishing!




  6. #686
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameramonkey View Post
    also check the couch cushions. I lose stuff there all the time.
    I found some hand wipes in the console of my truck. Wouldn't have thought I'd ever see those again.
    I have spoken.
    If you’re woke you dig it.

  7. #687
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    Quote Originally Posted by actaeon277 View Post
    The nukes aren't missing, just misplaced.
    Many are in the ocean, where technology limits us from retrieving them.
    So people really do have boating accidents?

  8. #688
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    Una salus victis nullam sperare salute.
    The only hope for the doomed, is no hope at all
    Virgil

    I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast;
    for I intend to go in harm's way.
    John Paul Jones

    A citizen may not be required to offer a 'good and substantial reason' why he should be permitted to exercise his rights. The rights existence is all the reason he needs.
    Benson Everett Legg - Woolard v. Sheridan

    If you're a noob, develop thick skin, and read the FAQs


  9. #689
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    They just shipped them by UPS, and now they're being moved back and forth between Cache Illinois and Phoenix Arizona. They went right past Carmel and they'll never get here.*

    *based on a true story*
    Geeking out on ancestry; 17th great grandson of Geoffrey Chaucer, and a bunch of dukes, knights, princesses, kings and stuff. Of course, once you turn over a rock and one king crawls out, you're pretty much infested with them. And what did I tell you? Charlemagne, Holy Roman Emperor, Charles "The Hammer" Martel, and a truckload of others. This is getting better: "The Bonny Earl O'Moray" was an ancestor, and the origin of the term mondegreen: They slew the Earl O'Moray and Lady Mondegreen

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