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    Impressed by my 5 years old's understanding of the economy.

    So, while driving my daughter to pre school today out of the blue she says.

    Dad, I was in TJ max with mama the other day and they were almost out of toys. They need to get more because if they don't have toys then the kids wont want to go there.

    If the kids dont want to go there, then the mom's will shop somewhere else.

    If the mom's shop somewhere else, then the moms that work at TJ max will loose their job.

    If those moms loose their job then they wont have money to buy their kids toys and other places will start firing mom's.

    I'm pretty proud that my 5 year old understand's the economy better than Bernie Sanders. I informed here that she was already qualified for the Democratic ticket for the presidential race, and in a few years she will be ready for the Republican ticket.
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    One Sunday the extended family got together for a meal.

    The grandfather asked his grand daughter how school was going.

    She answered, "fine".

    He further asks what they were studying and she answered, "politics".

    "What have you learned?" he inquired.

    She answers "I have learned I am a Democrat".

    "Oh?"

    "Yes, I believe all people should have a roof over their head and food to eat and clothes to wear..."

    The grandfather replies, "Ok, I tell you what, next time you wash my car instead of giving you the $5, I will go downtown and find someone holding a sign and give it to them."

    "That hardly seems fair" says the grand daughter, "why don't you just have him wash your car?"

    "Welcome to the Republican Party!" replies grand dad...
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    Smart kid.


    Reminds me of an old Onion article about TJ Maxx.
    https://www.theonion.com/difficult-t...ion-1819570469
    Quote Originally Posted by Abraham Lincoln
    Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

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    Good job Dad. She sounds like a sharp one.
    If I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep tonight.

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    Momma 42769vette is pretty sharp too.
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    Done, done, and Iím on to the next one...
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    Has she considered running for public office?
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    What comes after your first "infraction"? Double Secret Probation perhaps???

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    Quote Originally Posted by 42769vette View Post
    I informed here that she was already qualified for the Democratic ticket for the presidential race, and in a few years she will be ready for the Republican ticket.
    Yeah, the Republicans follow the Constitution so she will need to wait until she is 35, but the Democrats don't care.

    Sounds like she is overqualified to be a New York Congresswoman or a Bartender.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KittySlayer View Post
    Yeah, the Republicans follow the Constitution so she will need to wait until she is 35, but the Democrats don't care.

    If I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep tonight.

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