"I don’t think Satan’s quite as cool as I used to."

[Alamo]

https://www.gq.com/story/coronavirus-satan-not-cool

...the thrash metal band Death Angel was in Europe for a tour in early March when the outbreak went global. They cancelled the tour and headed back to the U.S., but on the flight back drummer Will Carroll started showing symptoms. After testing positive, he spent 12 days in a medically induced coma.

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While in the coma, Carroll said he had dreams of visiting the afterlife. He saw himself leave his body and plummet down to hell, where Satan—a woman in his case—punished him for the deadly sin of sloth, morphing him into a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.

...

"As far as for my personal life and my experience of what I went through, I don’t think Satan’s quite as cool as I used to."

 

[Gabriel]

I'm bored.

 

[Sigblitz]

But was she hot?

 

[Ingomike]

But was she hot?

Hotter than hell...