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Thread: Weird story, eye bleach needed

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    Weird story, eye bleach needed

    I have no explanation why I'm posting this except that everyone should suffer the same as I have.
    I also have no explanation for how or why this happened.

    https://nypost.com/2020/08/07/naked-...le-his-laptop/

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    Dude wanted that laptop bad. I'm not sure I'd chase a wild sow with kiddies even fully clothed.

    Edit: I mean if I was fully clothed, not the piglets. That'd be weird(er).

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    Alas.... as I've said before, the people you see naked in public are NEVER the people you want to see naked in public!

    (Based on my years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer...... )
    So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkC View Post
    Alas.... as I've said before, the people you see naked in public are NEVER the people you want to see naked in public!

    (Based on my years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer...... )
    Article says its at a lake where people frequently sunbathe nude but I don't see anybody else naked except fat guy. Kinda proves your point.

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    Iíve been there, and the fat naked dudes ratio is two to one on naked females. Of the naked females, only about one in ten is worth looking at. So, you have to see 20 naked fat dudes for every decent female. For those fat dudes that didnít get naked, speedos AND THONGS were in vogue. It was weird seeing a naked father, a naked mother, and naked kids all walking hand in hand.
    With so many places beating dicks I think it's gonna hurt dicks bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hkindiana View Post
    Iíve been there, and the fat naked dudes ratio is two to one on naked females. Of the naked females, only about one in ten is worth looking at. So, you have to see 20 naked fat dudes for every decent female. For those fat dudes that didnít get naked, speedos AND THONGS were in vogue. It was weird seeing a naked father, a naked mother, and naked kids all walking hand in hand.
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    I have some experience with German tourists basking in the sun around the Med. Those experiences were almost all bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hkindiana View Post
    Iíve been there, and the fat naked dudes ratio is two to one on naked females. Of the naked females, only about one in ten is worth looking at. So, you have to see 20 naked fat dudes for every decent female. For those fat dudes that didnít get naked, speedos AND THONGS were in vogue. It was weird seeing a naked father, a naked mother, and naked kids all walking hand in hand.
    Should go to the park in Copenhagen just up the street from the Carlsberg brewery. Scenery is much better.
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    Yeah, well, he's got nothing on the story I related here several years ago about the time I jumped out of bed bare ass naked and barefoot, grabbed the rifle and chased an opossum across the mud in the chicken yard in the freezing rain in the middle of the night. Shot the little bastard too. Lars gave me an infraction for using symbols to get around the nanny filter. I was newer to INGO, didn't know it had a nanny filter, everywhere else on the net I had presence on it was acceptable to do so.


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