LOL, great post Karl. I like the Fart fact. I'll second wanting to be a pig...I think..I'm not sure if I could handle 30 minutes worth without having a heart attack.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
OK, I can't think of any of these funny little facts off of the top of my head, but I do have this.
For those of you that have never been, basically mythbusters on steroids. It has tons and tons of urban legends/myths and it either credits or discredits them and gives proof.