Am I the only one who did not know where "mall ninja" came from?

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  • dblagent

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    OK, so I know what a "mall ninja" is in forum speak, but tonight I found someone else asking what it meant and they were pointed to the site below. I had no earthly idea..... :lmfao: Swear to god I was crying I was laughing so hard, man that was funny. The original thread was on GT and I guess there were more later on, but god I'm sad I missed those. I thought I would post in case others were unaware as I was.

    Mall Ninjas Abound
     

    NateIU10

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    Every time I go to the mall, I rest easy knowing that the super-elite security guards are there, toting their issued MP5's. Rest assured, our malls are protected. :lmfao:
     
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    TomN

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    Every time I go to the mall, I rest easy knowing that the super-elite security guards are there, toting their issued MP5's. Rest assured, our malls are protected. :lmfao:


    Because they will take multiple .308's in the back to protect you!!
     
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    jerbur6

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    i got that in my favorites it dont matter how many times i read it just keeps getting funnier.
     

    Gecko45

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    hello guys i just started my new mall job today as i took a water balloon in the back of the head from a kid at the other mall i worked at and was in the hospital for a few weeks they fired me for being tardy, and i was browsing the web for some new gear i need for my new job and came across theis website, and i want to know hwat i should choose for my main weapon, the Tavor tar-21 or the aps 95?
     

    Lars

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    hello guys i just started my new mall job today as i took a water balloon in the back of the head from a kid at the other mall i worked at and was in the hospital for a few weeks they fired me for being tardy, and i was browsing the web for some new gear i need for my new job and came across theis website, and i want to know hwat i should choose for my main weapon, the Tavor tar-21 or the aps 95?


    Nice try, However I must hand you
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    and finally
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    TomN

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    hello guys i just started my new mall job today as i took a water balloon in the back of the head from a kid at the other mall i worked at and was in the hospital for a few weeks they fired me for being tardy, and i was browsing the web for some new gear i need for my new job and came across theis website, and i want to know hwat i should choose for my main weapon, the Tavor tar-21 or the aps 95?


    Ooooo the period is your friend! :thumbsup:
     

    TomN

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    But only because he has steel plates taped to back and chest :lmfao:

    With duct tape no less! That takes a REAL Ninja!

    "Baby, they're having a big sale at Shoe Carnival tonight, I'll need an extra plate taped back there..."
     

    dblagent

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    Three or four posts in I was already dying laughing.

    The one reply was great,
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B. Good luck.[/FONT]

    :lmfao:
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