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    Always





    "Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?"
    He restoreth my soul. He giveth me kung fu in the face of my enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkey View Post
    "Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?"

    Hercules in New York



















    "Got a light, buddy?"

    "Yeah, sure kid."

    [flicks open switchblade] "And your wallet!"

    "Mick, give him your wallet!"

    "What for?"

    "He's got a knife!"

    [chuckles] "That's not a knife... [pulls out a large bowie] THIS is a knife!"





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    Time is the fire in which we all burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WILSON View Post
    "Got a light, buddy?"
    "Yeah, sure kid."
    [flicks open switchblade] "And your wallet!"
    "Mick, give him your wallet!"
    "What for?"
    "He's got a knife!"
    [chuckles] "That's not a knife... [pulls out a large bowie] THIS is a knife!"

    Sounds like a croc to me... Crocodile Dundee

    "Basically, it burns the eyes, lungs and throat, causes vomiting and if continuously inhaled, death."
    "Oh, sort of like your aftershave."
    An armed society is a polite society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve666 View Post
    "Basically, it burns the eyes, lungs and throat, causes vomiting and if continuously inhaled, death."
    "Oh, sort of like your aftershave."
    Dragnet




    "Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare, echoing to our laughter as though the dead were there"
    He restoreth my soul. He giveth me kung fu in the face of my enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkey View Post
    "Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare, echoing to our laughter as though the dead were there"
    Dracula

    "You don't know anything about cars."
    "What do you mean I don't know anything about cars? You mean I know everything about cars. I know this, if the carberator doesn't carb and the differentiator is different, and the distributor's cap doesn't distribute, and the crankcase gets cranky, that car will not run."

    An armed society is a polite society.

  6. #976
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    The new 3 Stooges

    “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by 25mux View Post

    “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”
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    "party at the moontower."
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    n/m - hoosierdaddy1976 beat me.

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    n/m - hoosierdaddy1976 beat me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WILSON View Post











    "We should have shotguns for this kind of deal."

    "How many up there?"

    " Three or four."

    "That's countin' our guy?"

    "Not sure."

    "So that means there could be up to five guys up there?"
    "It's possible."

    "We should have phu*&#ng shotguns!"





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    "party at the moontower"
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    n/m - hoosierdaddy1976 beat me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoosierdaddy1976 View Post
    "party at the moontower"
    Dazed and Confused

    As usual, I'm just presenting the grim facts. Colonel Secord doesn't seem to understand that the coffee tastes better when the latrines are dug downstream instead of upstream. How do you like *your* coffee, Colonel?
    An armed society is a polite society.

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