One day the lizard was walking down the path when he heard a noise from above. Looking up he discovered a monkey sitting up in a tree.
"Hey, what'cha doin' up there, Monkey?" he hollered.
"Just sittin' here smokin' a joint and enjoyin' the day, c'mon up." was the reply.
So the lizard climbs up and joins the monkey, a couple joints later the lizard announces that he has this terrible case of cotton-mouth and he's going to climb down and go get a drink.
He then proceeds to climb down and stagger over to the river, as he leans over to drink he falls in. The crocodile sees this and swims over to help him out of the water, noticing the red eyes of his smaller brother he asks, "What's wrong with you lizard?"
"Well," he replies, "I've been up in the tree with that monkey smokin' joints."
"I've got to check this out." says the crocodile as he climbs out of the water and heads for the tree-line. Finding the tree that the monkey's sitting in he looks up and hollers, "Hey!!!"
The monkey looks down and replies, "F*&# dude, how much water did you drink?!!"
"Hey, what'cha doin' up there, Monkey?" he hollered.
"Just sittin' here smokin' a joint and enjoyin' the day, c'mon up." was the reply.
So the lizard climbs up and joins the monkey, a couple joints later the lizard announces that he has this terrible case of cotton-mouth and he's going to climb down and go get a drink.
He then proceeds to climb down and stagger over to the river, as he leans over to drink he falls in. The crocodile sees this and swims over to help him out of the water, noticing the red eyes of his smaller brother he asks, "What's wrong with you lizard?"
"Well," he replies, "I've been up in the tree with that monkey smokin' joints."
"I've got to check this out." says the crocodile as he climbs out of the water and heads for the tree-line. Finding the tree that the monkey's sitting in he looks up and hollers, "Hey!!!"
The monkey looks down and replies, "F*&# dude, how much water did you drink?!!"
