Craigslist ad: Boat for sale

[CPT Nervous]

Small boat

 

[starbreather]

Thats hilarious!

 

[nad63]

Now you will be in the new Utah NSA data center database!
Gun site, terrorist link, nsa reference.......

 

[Mackey]

But there's no price listed. I don't know if I would trust this seller.
Besides, there's only one thing that will get rid of that cowardly terrorist smell ...
And it requires 2000 volts of alternating current. I don't have that available ... You can also use the chemicals
Sodium thiopental or pentobarbital, Pancuronium bromide and Potassium chloride. But I don't have that either.

 

[marcp]

I hope that the real boat owner that alerted the leo's to the location of this coward get's the $50,000. reward. He is going to need it to replace the boat which is now full of bullet hole's..

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The world is full of zombie's,some not so dead yet....

 

[sharkey]

But there's no price listed. I don't know if I would trust this seller.

Does he look trustworthy:

 

[Scuba591]

Does he look trustworthy:

I swear to God it's true. Shut up Randy!!!

 

[87iroc]

lol

 

[IndyDave1776]

But there's no price listed. I don't know if I would trust this seller.
Besides, there's only one thing that will get rid of that cowardly terrorist smell ...
And it requires 2000 volts of alternating current. I don't have that available ... You can also use the chemicals
Sodium thiopental or pentobarbital, Pancuronium bromide and Potassium chloride. But I don't have that either.

You don't necessarily have to use such over-the-top methods to remove the cowardly terrorist smell. That particular stench is caused by a mineral deficiency. If you cure the deficiency (specifically that of lead) by high-speed injection, it can be cured for under a dollar if you are careful in application, and less than the cost of lunch of you are in a hurry, distracted, or otherwise performing at less than peak levels.