He Shot himself in the ?????

[PGRChaplain]

Florida guy with a self inflicted Wound.......... (I won't mention he's a Convicted Felon) https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say

 

[halfmileharry]

Premature Eglockulation.

 

[halfmileharry]

The prick tried to commit "sue ocide

 

[oldpink]

He's stupid twice, once for having a gun as a convicted felon and again for managing the near impossible of a negligent discharge in such a manner.
Let's just hope that he hadn't yet had the chance to contaminate the world with his progeny before this incident, because if he hasn't, he may have performed a valuable service by putting himself out of commission to reproduce permanently.

 

[MCgrease08]

I wonder what type of holster he was using.

 

[cbhausen]

If that doesn't make Dana Loesch's "Florida Man" segment nothing will.

Oh, and nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hotdog.

 

[Bigtanker]

The guy he got the gun from told him it had a decocker. He was right.

 

[Dudelittle]

The guy he got the gun from told him it had a decocker. He was right.

 

[churchmouse]

The guy he got the gun from told him it had a decocker. He was right.

 

[Fullmag]

The guy he got the gun from told him it had a decocker. He was right.

.....and he didn't listen. If he only would have would listened!

 

[BehindBlueI's]

We had a guy bleed out from a similar incident in Indy last year. Gun in the waistband in a hotel room, bang, hit an artery. Bled out before medical care.

 

[SSGSAD]

He's stupid twice, once for having a gun as a convicted felon and again for managing the near impossible of a negligent discharge in such a manner.
Let's just hope that he hadn't yet had the chance to contaminate the world with his progeny before this incident, because if he hasn't, he may have performed a valuable service by putting himself out of commission to reproduce permanently.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

 

[halfmileharry]

Mobile care Circumcision.

 

[SSGSAD]

We had a guy bleed out from a similar incident in Indy last year. Gun in the waistband in a hotel room, bang, hit an artery. Bled out before medical care.

I tell people, that if you hit, cut, whatever, to an artery, you will bleed out, and die,

before EMT, Fire, Police, will arrive .....

They look at me, like I don't know what I am talking about .....

 

[Thor]

I tell people, that if you hit, cut, whatever, to an artery, you will bleed out, and die,

before EMT, Fire, Police, will arrive .....

They look at me, like I don't know what I am talking about .....

Are these the same people who say you don't need a gun because - police?

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

It's dick season in Florida?

 

[SSGSAD]

Florida guy with a self inflicted Wound.......... (I won't mention he's a Convicted Felon) https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say

I just HAVE to say this .....

4 RULES,

AND, a MANUAL SAFETY, ENGAGED,

would have PREVENTED this .....

 

[oldpink]

We had a guy bleed out from a similar incident in Indy last year. Gun in the waistband in a hotel room, bang, hit an artery. Bled out before medical care.

Yep
Much as people laugh about shots to the groin, they're actually not a laughing matter because of all the major arteries that run through there to the legs, especially the femoral arteries.

 

[2A_Tom]

The guy he got the gun from told him it had a decocker. He was right.

 

[femurphy77]

So is there a quota or something for stupid at this level? I ask because it seems like these sex change operations happen pretty regularly.