Better to have...

[myhightechsec]

Another one for ketchup, one for relish, one for sriracha, and the possibilities are endless...

 

[Thor]

That will get your kid suspended from school for sure.

 

[Audie Murphy]

That will get your kid suspended from school for sure.

That's for sure.

 

[Simple Ed]

(Sigh) With every new "toy" we must recapitulate for the uninitiated:

1. The mustard is always loaded.
2. Never point a condiment at something you are not willing to devour.
3. Always be sure of your meat and the bun that cradles it.
4. Keep your finger off the trigger until it's time to eat.

Sure as shootin' we're gonna read about some nitwit that bit off more than he can chew!

 

[IndyTom]

Sure as shootin' we're gonna read about some nitwit that bit off more than he can chew!

I'm more curious about the trigger weight. Don't want it to be the same as the upside down no leak bottles that have a huge wall and a tiny break causing you to initially flood an area.

 

[SmileDocHill]

Does it come with an appendix carry holster? I mean the gun IS designed to be pointed at your sausage.

 

[Bigtanker]

$17 on Amazon. But hurry, there's only 20 left.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FRNNN...nkCode=df0&hvadid=198094063648&hvpos=1o1&hvne

 

[Old Dog]

Do NOT put it in your mouth and pull the trigger!!

 

[Thor]

There is a lot of potential negative training involved with this product. "It's a toy/condiment dispenser...it just looks like a gun because...um...it's cool to point gun like things at stuff" It's rather like the gun lighters that they would have me point at my head to light a cigar...no thanks, the cigar is less dangerous.

 

[ChalupaCabras]

I heard the trigger reset is terrible.... and here on the internet, we ALWAYS shoot to trigger reset when squirting French's.

 

[SSGSAD]

(Sigh) With every new "toy" we must recapitulate for the uninitiated:

1. The mustard is always loaded.
2. Never point a condiment at something you are not willing to devour.
3. Always be sure of your meat and the bun that cradles it.
4. Keep your finger off the trigger until it's time to eat.

Sure as shootin' we're gonna read about some nitwit that bit off more than he can chew!

NOW, that is funny, I don't care who ya are .....