Attention INGO Punsters: Hotdog robber shoots self in wiener (Chicago)

[Alamo]

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-who-shot-himself-in-penis-charged-with-west-pullman-robbery/

Read and let'er rip.

Somehow it makes me giggle that the name of the self-victimizing robber/shooter is "Pouncy".

I'm probably a bad person, but I am giggling anyway.

 

[KittySlayer]

After the surgery for the shooting injury it will probably be a Kosher wiener.

 

[Ash]

Yep. Blood sausage right after the incident.
Kosher after the surgery.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Bet he wished he had an Armor Hotdog.

 

[other dave]

Here's an oldie but a goody! Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery - TheIndyChannel.com Indianapolis, IN

 

[shootersix]

wow I bet he don't have the b*lls to do that again!

[video=youtube;pRBGzPs5ST0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRBGzPs5ST0[/video]

 

[Bigtanker]

Didn't know 38's had Decockers!!

 

[Bigtanker]

What's that old saying?
[STRIKE]Eye[/STRIKE] Wiener for an [STRIKE]Eye[/STRIKE] Wiener

 

[actaeon277]

If only they made something you could use, to attach and hold your gun to your belt (or pocket) and cover the trigger.

 

[LarryC]

Hopefully this will eliminate any contributions he might have made to the gene pool!

 

[HubertGummer]

Fake story. Guns not allowed in Chicago.

 

[Alamo]

If only they made something you could use, to attach and hold your gun to your belt (or pocket) and cover the trigger.

Hey! Market niche!

 

[Alamo]

Didn't know 38's had Decockers!!

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