Looking for shooting range other people take care of with no requirements

[Goodcat]

Looking for a shooting range with at least 3200 yards within 20 minutes of Indy. I know other members need to care for the property but I want to pay only to shoot and other people can work on the property. Maximum $60 annual fee, I don’t care if the others pay only $25 plus take care of property, I only want to shoot. I don’t have time for workdays, doing events, working on property, mowing, training, etc. Also, the range must have bathrooms, gated community and other amenities like indoor plumbing. Free training classes are nice, but not required. Prefer somewhere that has at a MINIMUM ten benches at 2200 yards. So SICK of coming to ranges to find both benches taken. FULL AUTO AND 50 BMG NON NEGOTIABLE. And I like big targets. Thank you.

 

[chenowethpm]

You probably need to buy some land, build a range, and have someone else “take care” of it for you.

 

[patience0830]

You probably need to buy some land, build a range, and have someone else “take care” of it for you.

Yup.

 

[churchmouse]

Finding anyplace that close to the city with the yardage you are seeking is just not going to happen. Urban sprawl has crept across the land.

 

[Usmccookie]

Purple? ::

 

[mcapo]

I would have welcomed him at our range but he didn’t mentioned bringing unapproved targets to leave on site half destroyed. Don’t see him as a fit for us.

 

[nipprdog]

Purple? ::

 

[rhino]

Looking for a shooting range with at least 3200 yards within 20 minutes of Indy. I know other members need to care for the property but I want to pay only to shoot and other people can work on the property. Maximum $60 annual fee, I don’t care if the others pay only $25 plus take care of property, I only want to shoot. I don’t have time for workdays, doing events, working on property, mowing, training, etc. Also, the range must have bathrooms, gated community and other amenities like indoor plumbing. Free training classes are nice, but not required. Prefer somewhere that has at a MINIMUM ten benches at 2200 yards. So SICK of coming to ranges to find both benches taken. FULL AUTO AND 50 BMG NON NEGOTIABLE. And I like big targets. Thank you.

As soon as I get my first monthly $3 paycheck from the Triumph Oil Company of Madagascar, I shall build such a place. You can't be a member though. Only people who make $3 million per month will be allowed.

 

[Haven]

I can't tell if this is serious or not. So I will treat it as such till I figure out if it is or not.


A range in the $60 rate is going to be hard to find. The cheapest I have seen in the area is $100 per year, and that is about an hour from Indy, depending on where you live in the area.

A range with almost 2 miles of lane is going to be tough close to Indy. I think you are going to be looking beyond 20 minutes of Indy.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Well, there's the whole east side....

 

[WebSnyper]

Spoof thread for those that didn't see the previous thread it was based on: https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...cussion/469299-outdoor-range.html#post7946820


/Denny

 

[jagee]

There are plenty of golf courses around Indy. Just pick one.

 

[Areoflyer09]

There are plenty of golf courses around Indy. Just pick one.

Is it a birdie if you can get the golf ball while it’s in flight?

 

[Usmccookie]

Is it a birdie if you can get the golf ball while it’s in flight?

I'm pretty sure that's how you play golf. Just be careful, if you miss it's a bogey and they seem to get very angry. Also duck hunting isn't allowed on MOST courses, unless you suppress your shotty

 

[churchmouse]

+10 on the spoof thread scale.


"WINNER"

 

[Goodcat]

+10 on the spoof thread scale.


"WINNER"

YESSSS. I’d like to thank ChurchMouse. Like a boss.

 

[HKUSP]

Hmph. I suppose that's what you get for being honest around here.

 

[Hawkeye7br]

Do I detect a note of sarcasm from the OP? Damn, wish I had wrote that. Good job, OP.

 

[Goodcat]

Do I detect a note of sarcasm from the OP? Damn, wish I had wrote that. Good job, OP.

thank you so much. I was very proud

 

[mmpsteve]

thank you so much. I was very proud

My range provides trained circus-monkeys to load clips, but dues are slightly higher than you're willing to pay, so... They also do juggling acts during barrel-cooling breaks. Well worth the Xtra dollars spent.

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